how stupid can you get?

[VintageDirt]

April 23, 2002

Judge Orders Men Charged With Escape To Watch 'Cool Hand Luke'

The Associated Press
AZTEC, N.M. — A judge has ordered two inmates accused of walking away from a work detail to watch "Cool Hand Luke," a movie starring Paul Newman as a prisoner who is killed after repeatedly escaping a chain gang.
Dalet Flores, 29, and Raymond Holguin, 22, were arraigned Monday before state District Judge George Harrison on felony charges of escape in connection with an April 4 incident.
They were patching holes in the road when they walked into the desert — toward a SWAT training exercise being held nearby by area law enforcement officers.
"This was the work release that had the entire SWAT team and dogs training nearby," Harrison commented.
"I think we'll have everybody (at the jail) watch ¹Cool Hand Luke' this week," he said.
Flores had only one more day behind bars before he fled the work detail, his attorney, Cosme Ripol, told the judge.
Holguin admitted trying to escape. "I just walked away," he said.
Flores was serving seven days for driving on a suspended license and having no insurance. Holguin had served 60 days of 131-day sentence for probation violations.
Both men now face up to five years in prison if convicted of escape.

 

[smb_racing]

duh, bet they feel real proud of themselves right now :uh:

 

[BEEF706]

To quote Lester Maddox, "what our state needs is a better class of prisoner". Of course if the Judge really wanted to punish them he should have made them watch "Eyes wide shut". now that's painful. :uh:

PS VD did you get my PM? I don't always seem to get them right. :o

 

[VintageDirt]

wut pm? :confused:

Oh, the one about what a great time you had riding "Rainbow Road" last weekend and I didn't. :moon:

I got that one. :)

 

[JuliusPleaser]

Ohh, it's a rhetorical question. I was preparing a statement with charts and graphs. :o

 

[VintageDirt]

Originally posted by Julius Pleaser
Ohh, it's a rhetorical question. I was preparing a statement with charts and graphs. :o

Yeah, that's what I meant. I certainly don't want to compare "stupid things I've done" stories. I would win if I could remember back that far (yesterday). ;)

 

[Ol'89r]

Originally posted by BEEF706
if the Judge really wanted to punish them he should have made them watch "Eyes wide shut". now that's painful. :uh:

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Good one BEEF. :) Couldn't agree with you more.

 

[txvintage]

Originally posted by Julius Pleaser
Ohh, it's a rhetorical question. I was preparing a statement with charts and graphs. :o

I was searching for plausable deniability............

 

[KWJams]

Is this just another evil name hack?

Vintage---I do not know why "you" continue to perpetuate this evil name code hacking thingey. :eek:

Pretty clever hacking the word "you" into the heading of this thread so I would think "you" was me! :silly:

:D :) :D

 

[VintageDirt]

Re: Is this just another evil name hack?

Originally posted by KWJams
Pretty clever hacking the word "you" into the heading of this thread so I would think "you" was me

Oh yeeeeah, I even amazed myself this time. But not until you told me. :)

 

[BEEF706]

Name hack or mind, which is more insidious (SP?) :|

ps VD I was thinking of you the whole time at rainbow, honestly it meant nothing. :p

 

[KWJams]

The "REAL" Vintage Dirt

<<--PICTURE HERE-->> :eek:

:)

Yes, I have to much time on my hands today. :)

 

[VintageDirt]

And I always thought I had an "inny"

 

[Rooster]

Yes, indeed, you are bored today.

Pretty funny though.

VD, you may think you have a "inny", but my sister drives an "outy". :eek:

 

[VintageDirt]

The real VD and KW

Although they strictly adhered to the company policy of one drink at lunch, VintageDirt and KWJams found that they were not the most productive employees in the afternoon.

 

[KWJams]

That explains the buffness.

Nothing like tossing around a few brewskis like those during lunch to keep toned up.

Or,,,,,would that be tuned up? :think:


Yes, my truck is in the shop and I have nothing better to do. :whiner:

 

[XRpredator]

Dangit, now I'm thirsty! :debil:

 

[Senior KX Rider]

Is it lunch time yet???? :aj:

 

[bsmith]

We know what XRP's having for lunch-
Chunky Peanut butter with a Pony keg to wash it down :)

With that diet you might have to look into that 650 upgrade :p

 

[*william*]

Originally posted by bsmith
We know what XRP's having for lunch-
Chunky Peanut butter with a Pony keg to wash it down.

Blahahaaha! LMAO. Good one bsmith.

And he'll probably blame the ensuing gas on the dog tomorrow.

But that makes me thirsty too... :ugg:

 

[*william*]

Ewww, no wait, that didn't come out right. :eek:

Flatulence DOES NOT make me thirsty - those big schooners of brew do.

 

[VintageDirt]

It's the same thing, only different. :)

 

[XRpredator]

Everything makes me thirsty.

(or was that "Everything makes me flatulent . . . ?" :think: )

 

[Danman]

Beer would make you feel good today, but flatulent tomorrow :)

 

[KWJams]

Ok, I'm passing through again ---

I had to go to work.

Although I was having fun pickin on VD the picture I posted was my reaction to the original title of this thread, "how stupid can you get"?

I am all for physical fittness---but the parents of the kid pictured should be looked at very closely. :|

For that young of a kid to be that buff means he is pumping iron.

& IMHO is stupid parenting!