It's Getting to be That Time Again...

a454elk

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You gotta have pants to BE pants! ;) You'll be pullin on fur pal.:moon:
 

Ol'89r

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Originally posted by a454elk
Lets see if Thumbs can stand being in the same truck as me for 20 hours!


Hey Thumbs, I have a old Army surplus gas mask I'll sell ya, cheap. :scream: Your gonna need it buddy. :)
 

thumbs

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Originally posted by a454elk
Lets see if Thumbs can stand being in the same truck as me for 20 hours!
Uhmm, I think we might have a misunderstanding here. When I said you can ride with me to DW02 I didn't mean in the cab of the truck.

Originally posted by gospeedracer
I'm on the verge of getting a new job I so desperately need and I have this sick feeling in my stomach about how I'm going to approach them and ask for a week off in Oct. So now my DW plans are up in the air. :(
That's just great, not only might I get stuck with Elk in the cab of my truck for 20 hour but once I get there I might be stuck with Eddie in a trailer for 5 days.
 

a454elk

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Hey, if you can put with me for 20 hours then I can put up with riding in a FORD, even if it IS in the back!
 

txvintage

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Anyone else have a mental image of Elk sitting on the Zook in the back of the truck making two stroke noises all the way from Cali? :aj:
 

TwinSpar

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Nope.... I've got a mental image of Zuki parts bike with a big bulls eye on it! ;)
 

a454elk

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Twinkie, we can now start the smack talkin cause I'm gonna be all over whatever bike you show up with!:moon: Then we'll move into the woods and run the tree gauntlet, and then....... hehehehehe:p:p
 

Thump

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Originally posted by TwinSpar
Nope.... I've got a mental image of Zuki parts bike with a big bulls eye on it! ;)
SpankBoy, becareful... someone may want you to back up your boasts... and we all know you don't like to bump plastic. I guess you are refering to roosting him? :p I will be responsible for planting him in the berm.
 

a454elk

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Listen Farmer Thump, roost rules apply, if you fall, roost is therefore given upon you!;) Aren't we just racing to the first corner, I'm spent after that!:):)
 

TwinSpar

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Originally posted by a454elk
Then we'll move into the woods and run the tree gauntlet, and then....... hehehehehe:p

Pssssst! A rocket scientest you're not. That's an offroad number in my bike. I don't mind the trees, rocks, mud, and branches one bit. :aj:

PortaDump, my philosophy is that rubing is for racing. Weekend riding is not racing in my book. I know that's opposite of your definition. My definition exists so that I can still pay the bills, not end up in a heep in a corner, and not have to replace parts so frequently. :)
 

TwinSpar

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Originally posted by a454elk
Twinkie, we can now start the smack talkin cause I'm gonna be all over whatever bike you show up with!

You'll be all over it.... wanting to sit on it, marvel at the latest technologies, and just be in the presence of a "real" motorcycle. Poor, poor Zuki rider.... You're blue with envy. :moon:
 

Thump

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Originally posted by a454elk
Aren't we just racing to the first corner, I'm spent after that!:):)
If that is the case you are in deep weeds... a Zuki 250 VS a Yamahammer 426F on a 150 yrd uphill start straight.... LMFAO I don't think so Pig. :eek: BTW... we will be in the middle of the woods and since you are a cop and all... can you squeel like a pig?
 

a454elk

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I can see how this is gonna go, Texans, be prepared for a beatin. 426 427, whatever it takes. Hump and Twinkie, I think I'll call you Jed and Bubba. So which one of you plays the banjo? I figure by the pix that Hump posted, his nails are not the pickin type!:):) Now Twinkie (Bubba) might be the musical fruit of the bunch.

Both of your mouths are writin checks your asses can't cash! Woods schmoods, I don't care what number you got slick, a long as it's a large sticker so's I can remember it for the next helmet slap pass!:p:p
 

TwinSpar

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I'm not musically inclined and the only thing that I pick is my nose! :scream:

I won't need the big numbers.... You will be able to see it on the back of my helmet... each time I pass you! :)

I have a feeling most of the passing will be a result of the parts bike puking up a vital component and leaving you stranded on the track/trail side. I'll be sure to wave each time I pass by. :debil:
 

a454elk

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If it comes down to it, I'll Fred Flinstone that Zuki to the finish, ahead of your pile of poop!

So, lets talk about the SECOND lap!:):):) Bring a set of bolt cutters cuz yours and Humps bikes will be cuffed together at the start line!:moon::p
 

Thump

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Originally posted by a454elk
If it comes down to it, I'll Fred Flinstone that Zuki to the finish, ahead of your pile of poop!

Bring a set of bolt cutters cuz yours and Humps bikes will be cuffed together at the start line!:moon::p
Elkie... I went through the academy and have my own set of cuffs and KEYS, so that aint gonna work... Time to walk the walk is growing near Son. Better bring a spare set of nuts (for the ones that will be fall ing off that bananna bike). :eek:
 

a454elk

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I heard about you pal, your sister Twinkie called and said that you can't ride worth a poop and that he helmet slaps you daily. He also told me that you were both real sorry for getting me all riled up and begged me not to pass him in front of everyone. He said you guys pooled your greenbacks together and offered it as a bribe to let you two sisters beat me. I'm a man of the law, I don't take bribes!:moon: You didn't go through the academy, you cut the grass, well I guess you did go THROUGH it!! SON!!?? You little squirt, you better ride the wheels off that 4 choke. I have a gift for you, a set of mirros for the blue bomb, that way you can see me coming and you can kindly move over as I pass!!:p:p
 

Okiewan

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Cool :)
Let the games begin!
 

MrLuckey

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So we have a guy who won't even get in the shade of a tree - let alone the woods..... A guy on a Suzuki (nuff said there) and a fella old enough to have a heart attack after the first 6 mile loop! Damn, you girls crack me up :p
 

smb_racing

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ah the smack talkin', I miss it, last year was the mod's moto that never really happened (I think?)and this year it's a west coast shootout (hopefully not literally :eek: )
 
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