Joke for the old fellers

[Camstyn]

Copied from the BCOT mailing list:

The Stud Rooster

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart,
time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the
entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old
man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about
5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun
and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this
month."

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and
treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

 

[Senior KX Rider]

:laugh:

 

[bscottr]

:)

 

[Vic]

:laugh:

 

[Ol'89r]

:laugh:

 

[a454elk]

89er, he said, "AGE AND TREACHERY WILL ALWAYS OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL!!" :moon::moon::)

 

[Ol'89r]

HEY! Get outta here ya damn kid. :scream: Didn't you read the post? This is for old fellas. :scream: :laugh: :moon:

 

[a454elk]

I read it sure, but surprised YOU could without it being in 72 Font size!:moon:

 

[Rooster]

Damned old roosters anyway..........

 

[Philip]

:laugh: :laugh: :thumb:

 

[BEEF706]

:laugh: :laugh: :worship: Homage to crafty old roosters everywhere.

 

[taraker]

Originally posted by Camstyn
Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and
treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

Yeah, that's true, all the way up to nap time, then you arse is toast :aj:

 

[yzguy15]

Originally posted by taraker


Yeah, that's true, all the way up to nap time, then you arse is toast :aj:

Wait wait wait, hold everything. Yardraker, are you trying to imply that you're not old? Seriously man, wake up and smell the coffee. It's time to stop denying who you are. Embrace your oldness, and just please, step aside. Hopefully you can keep from putting yourself in embarassing situations such as this. Although, at your age, I can understand why you didn't see this coming.

:moon: