Joke o' the Day Aug. 13th

whyzee

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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school started out their relationship both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in the 10th grade. When they graduated they both wanted to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.

He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and e-mails trying to win back her love. She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of herself in a precarious position with her new boyfriend and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, he was pissed.

So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!" and mailed the picture to her parents.
 

IrishEKU

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:) :) :)
 

Ol'89r

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:) :) Good one.

That reminds me of the one where the guy gets a ticket for running a red light in one of those camera controlled intersections. When the local P.D. sent him the notice for the fine they also sent him a picture of the front of his car with the license plate in view while he was running the red light.

Well, he took a picture of a pile of dollars and sent the picture in to the P.D. instead of the fine.

Not long after that, they sent him a picture of a pair of handcuffs.

He paid the fine. :scream: :)
 

a454elk

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:):)
 
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