Three Italian nuns die and go to Heaven, where they are met by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives that I am granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren.” With that, poof, she’s gone.
The second nun says, “I want to be Madonna” and poof, she’s gone.
The third nun says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini.”
St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini” replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, but that name doesn’t ring a bell.”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, “No, Sister, this says, ‘Sahara Pipeline’ laid by 1,900 men in six months.”
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The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren.” With that, poof, she’s gone.
The second nun says, “I want to be Madonna” and poof, she’s gone.
The third nun says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini.”
St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini” replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, but that name doesn’t ring a bell.”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, “No, Sister, this says, ‘Sahara Pipeline’ laid by 1,900 men in six months.”
:) :) :)
