- Nov 25, 1999
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Such Delicacy from Mexico
A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in
Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. It looked good.
It smelled good. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The
waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
holiday down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry
senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull
fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we
will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the man
returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and
only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the
contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders
and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in
Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. It looked good.
It smelled good. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The
waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
holiday down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry
senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull
fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we
will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the man
returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and
only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the
contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders
and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
