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- Sep 22, 2000
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR POLICE PARTNER NEEDS A VACATION:
1) He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the
transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he
thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop",
and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he
insists that all suspects should be executed right
there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes
him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete
strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his
hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the
siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and more music on the
police channel.
:)
1) He keeps handcuffing himself by accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the
transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he
thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop",
and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he
insists that all suspects should be executed right
there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes
him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete
strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his
hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the
siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and more music on the
police channel.
:)