Memorable Quotes From MXA

[Vic]

From the text of their review of the MX Rider video game.

In real life, if you used the front brake in a turn you'd crash

:confused: :silly:

 

[Nasty]

Why else do you think the MXA test team is so damned slow :p

 

[Okiewan]

Originally posted by Vic
From the text of their review of the MX Rider video game.



:confused: :silly:

LOL...

 

[mxracer724]

LOL

 

[Rich Rohrich]

This could well be the longest thread in DRN history.

 

[spanky250]

quote:
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In real life, if you used the front brake in a turn you'd crash
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Is that what I've been doing wrong all these years?:think :eek: :)

 

[CanadianRidr]

:pThe CRF450r handles like a garbage scow:p

I knew you guys would love this one

Rich what can you pick out of this, LOL did it make your day?
http://www.motocrossactionmag.com/readtopten.asp?id=438

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Originally posted by CanadianRidr
Rich what can you pick out of this, LOL did it make your day?
http://www.motocrossactionmag.com/readtopten.asp?id=438

It just reinforced the notion I have that Timmy and the MXA Boob Brigade should stick to fender sticker shootouts. :)

If this thread EVER slows down I can assure you I can keep it running for a good long time with that stupid article alone. :p

 

[RM_guy]

I was wondering how long it would take for that gas article to show up here.:uh:

 

[WoodsRider]

Maybe they should stick to writing articles about the gas Patman produced from that beer Papakeith gave him. :eek:

 

[CanadianRidr]

I was wondering how long it would take for that gas article to show up here

LOL I was saving for the day when I knew Rich would need a quick pick me up.:)

 

[Jeff Gilbert]

MXA rulz,,, pass the bong:uh:

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Originally posted by CanadianRidr


LOL I was saving for the day when I knew Rich would need a quick pick me up.:)

Just when I think I've read the dumbest things in print someone at MXA fires up a word processor and proves me wrong :)

 

[nephron]

There are basically four major factors in motocross: riders, bikes, tracks and organizations.

:confused:

 

[MONKEYMOUSE]

What!

There are basically four major factors in motocross: riders, bikes, tracks and organizations

You mean you need a bike AND a rider! If I onley new befor.:(

 

[XRpredator]

I have to give Hinz (Jody) credit, though, for the editorial on the need for a concussion policy, but it just goes downhill from there.

Don't use your front brake in a turn? Hurm . . . :think

 

[CanadianRidr]

TIP SIX: SOFT DIRT SPELLS SOFT TIRES

ARRGG all these years I have been doing it wrong!! When the soft loam comes out I break out the hard terrain tires:silly:

OR

Don’t do smoky burn-outs on concrete starting pads. It doesn’t do squat.

This explains the weird looks I get, thanks for the clear-up MXA:)

How bleak will it get? If the government drops MTBE (a good thing) and adds ethanol (a bad thing) motocrossers will pay—twice: at the pump and at rebuild time.

Rich? Is this true:o

if you consistently have trouble sleeping, you need to find out why.

Ohhh these guys are good:D

And my finale

Bikes need three things to run: fuel, spark and air. If you discover that you have all three, then your bike should run. If it doesn’t, sell the bike and buy a mountain bike. It only needs air…in the tires

Ahhh maybe our good buddy's at MXA should take there own advice:)
I think there tests of water bottle holders would be great!!

 

[MXFastGuy]

MXA Bash

This thread just reinforces the notion I have that YOU guys that spend countless hours on DRN talking about NOTHING are the real "Boob Brigade."

Let me know when you publish your own magazine full of your "wealth of knowledge." I'm sure it would be a real treat.

In the meantime, us REAL RIDERS will be out roosting while you guys live in your own little fantasy world from your keyboards and monitors here on DRN.

Best regards, and see you at the races.

-Aaron Smith

 

[spanky250]

Re: MXA Bash

Originally posted by MXFastGuy
This thread just reinforces the notion I have that YOU guys that spend countless hours on DRN talking about NOTHING are the real "Boob Brigade."

Did someone tie your thong too tight? It looks to me like you are talking on DRN right now...so, I guess that makes you a member of our "boob brigade".:)

As for my "fantasy world", come on down here to GA, and lets see how you can do in a nice, sloppy Enduro or Hare Scramble. At least you won't be riding around in a little circle for an "exhausting" twenty minutes, then proclaiming how hard you rode.

 

[Jeff Gilbert]

Re: MXA Bash

Originally posted by MXFastGuy
This thread just reinforces the notion I have that YOU guys that spend countless hours on DRN talking about NOTHING are the real "Boob Brigade."

Let me know when you publish your own magazine full of your "wealth of knowledge." I'm sure it would be a real treat.

In the meantime, us REAL RIDERS will be out roosting while you guys live in your own little fantasy world from your keyboards and monitors here on DRN.

Best regards, and see you at the races.

-Aaron Smith

What brought all this on?

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Re: MXA Bash

Originally posted by MXFastGuy
Let me know when you publish your own magazine full of your "wealth of knowledge." I'm sure it would be a real treat.

You and about a million others each month are reading it NOW genius. If that's not enough you can pick up back issues of MotoTech . We put more useful info in one issue of that publication than a years worth of drivel from High Torque. Like your beloved MXA editors, you clearly should do more research before you speak.

Now what size butt-hat would you like?:p

 

[Rich Rohrich]

Originally posted by CanadianRidr


MXA quote:
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How bleak will it get? If the government drops MTBE (a good thing) and adds ethanol (a bad thing) motocrossers will pay—twice: at the pump and at rebuild time.
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Rich? Is this true

Of course not. Ethanol is a really poor fuel additive but that's a performance issue not a reliability problem. Although they are correct that use of ethanol will raise the price of fuel especially on the west coast. As for MTBE, it's the best thing that has happened to fuel since Midgely discovered how to use TEL. Removing it from the general fuel supply will just force more people to have to run race gas to keep engines from knocking and to retain any sembelance of throttle response.

 

[taraker]

Damn Aaron, go to church & check yourself............

 

[Vic]

MXFastGuy- A little extra fiber in your diet probably wouldn't hurt. :scream:

 

[yzeater]

If MXFastGuy really does have a 2002 KTM 520 (which we all know he doesn't), I'd put money down that he bought the special offset triple clamps that MXA always talks about. Here's one thing I don't understand, if he is a MXA fan, why isn't he riding a Yamaha?