Monday Humor

[KiwiBird]

Are you tired of all those mushy Friendship Poems that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here
is a Friendship Poem that really speaks to true friendship and
truth itself!

My Friend,


When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry ******* who made you sad.

When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to
your dumb ass.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed
because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is
not speaking to you right now anyway


A FRIEND will listen to you bitch. A GOOD FRIEND will help you
hide the bodies.

 

[gospeedracer]

Yup, that about sums up what it's like to be friends with the Kiwi!! :p

Even if he doesn't know you.....
"Are you bleeding? No? Then suck it up and get back on your bike!" :debil:

 

[biglou]

An alternate spin:

A friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a body...

 

[smb_racing]

a friend will bail you out of jail at 1 a.m.
a good friend would be sitting in the cell with you :silly:

 

[thumbs]

Originally posted by smb_racing
a friend will bail you out of jail at 1 a.m.
a good friend would be sitting in the cell with you :silly:

Yep, it's a tough job being a good friend but someone has to do it.

 

[scar tissue]

Originally posted by Kiwi Bird
A FRIEND will listen to you bitch. A GOOD FRIEND will help you
hide the bodies. [/B]

I need more good friends :confused:


A friend will remind you you left a rag in you airbox when your bike won't start!

A good friend will take a picture of it:p Right thumbs

And if I could figure out how to post it here I would.

 

[gibbs_6]

Sounds like me and my friends.:think :eek: :)

 

[MikeT]

I wonder if Kiwi posted this on the dating web page......... Any comments GSR?

 

[gospeedracer]

Originally posted by MikeT
I wonder if Kiwi posted this on the dating web page......... Any comments GSR?

Hmmm, well I suppose in a way he did.....
"My sense of humor tends to the Far Side" :)
That's an understatement! :p

 

[ktmboy]

Rag in the airbox-Bwaahaaahaaaa!!! Thumbs, this little incident should be forgotten by, oh, say next summer!:p

 

[thumbs]

Originally posted by ktmboy
Rag in the airbox-Bwaahaaahaaaa!!! Thumbs, this little incident should be forgotten by, oh, say next summer!:p

Damn! Just when I thought everyone forgot about the "rag incident." I guess I should just be thankful of Scars lack of ability to post the picture.