- Jun 5, 2001
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OK, last one for today!
A blonde woman wanted to prove society wrong and show them that she really was smart. She died her hair brown and drove to the country where she found a sheep herder. She went up the herder, who was in the field with his flock, and told him that she was really smart. She told him that she could guess the number of sheep in his flock, and if she was right, he'd have to give her one. The herder agreed.
The blonde then proceeded to look over the herd and after a few moments, she said, "Mr. herder, you have 332 sheep out there." Astonished, the herder said, "Wow, you're right. You ARE really smart."
The blonde was extremely happy and knew she had proven to the world that blondes aren't reaaly dumb. She then said to the herder, "Now, may I pick my sheep now?"
The herder said, "Sure, pick any one of them you want."
The blonde went into the field and returned with her prize and said, "Thanks Mr. herder, I'll be going now."
The herder then said, "Your welcome ma'am, but would you mind putting my DOG back!"
A blonde woman wanted to prove society wrong and show them that she really was smart. She died her hair brown and drove to the country where she found a sheep herder. She went up the herder, who was in the field with his flock, and told him that she was really smart. She told him that she could guess the number of sheep in his flock, and if she was right, he'd have to give her one. The herder agreed.
The blonde then proceeded to look over the herd and after a few moments, she said, "Mr. herder, you have 332 sheep out there." Astonished, the herder said, "Wow, you're right. You ARE really smart."
The blonde was extremely happy and knew she had proven to the world that blondes aren't reaaly dumb. She then said to the herder, "Now, may I pick my sheep now?"
The herder said, "Sure, pick any one of them you want."
The blonde went into the field and returned with her prize and said, "Thanks Mr. herder, I'll be going now."
The herder then said, "Your welcome ma'am, but would you mind putting my DOG back!"
