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[QUOTE="VIRGINIAXR, post: 152309, member: 19012"] Sorry..............had to post this about Texas. Maybe a little comfort for the Northeast. (apologize if I didn't get all the language editing completed) Texas > > May 30th > Just moved to Texas. Now this is a state that knows > how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy > evenings. Mountains and deserts blended together. > What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying > on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found > my home. I love it here. > > June 14th > Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. > Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an > air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun > every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun > worshipper. > > June 30th > Had the backyard landscaped with western plants > today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to > maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher > today, but I love it here. > > July 10th > The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How > do people get used to this kind of heat? At least > it's a dry heat. Getting used to it is taking longer > than I expected. > > July 15th > Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over > 60% of my body.) Missed two days of work, what a > dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though: got to > respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. > > July 20th > I missed Tabby (our cat) sneaking into the car when > I left this morning. By the time I got out to the > hot car for lunch, Tabby had swollen up to the size > of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2,000 > worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran > away. The car now smells like Kibbles and xxx. No > more pets in this heat! > > July 25th > Dry #@*&$!% heat, my ass. Hot is hot!! The home > air-conditioner is on the fritz and AC repairman > charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed > to order parts. > > July 30th > Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights > now. $1,500 in $@# house payments and we can't even > go inside. Why did I ever come here? > > Aug 4th > 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed > today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to > about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate > this #@*&$!% state. > > Aug 8th > If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you > today?", I'm going to tear his #@*&$!% throat out. > $#% heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is > boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I > smell like Roasted #@*&$!% Garfield!! > > Aug 10th > The weather report might as well be a damn > recording: Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to #@*& > for two $%# months and the weatherman says it might > really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in > this barren $@# desert?? Water rationing has been > in effect all summer, so $1,700 worth of cactus just > dried up and blew into the #@*&$!% pool. Even a > cactus can't live in this heat. > > Aug 14th > Welcome to Hell!!! Temperature got to 123 today. > Forgot to crack the window and blew the #@*&$!% > windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to > fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife > had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out > of jail. > > Aug 30th > Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the > house. The #@*&$!% monsoon rains finally came and > all they did is to make it muggier than hell. The > Lincoln is now floating somewhere in Mexico with its > new $500 windshield. > > That does it, we're moving back to Chicago for our > health and happiness! [/QUOTE]
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