O. K. ladies face lift joke

Philip

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Boudreaux's wife cloteal decided to get a face lift, and after consulting with the Dr. he told her of a new procedure. Instead of getting a lift every few years they now can put a knob behind your head and as you see you need it you can turn it for a quick lift. Cloteal decides this would be best and gets her knob. After a few months she comes back to the Dr. and tells him she is concerned about the swelling under her eyes. After furter examination he tells cloteal "It looks to me like you have been turning your knob to much because that's not swelling, that's your breast."

Cloteal says"oh well that explains the gotee" :eek:

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Philip

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Sorry Fe_Princess. I do sometimes wander where I'm not suppose to and get in trouble. :debil:
 

Fe_princess

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It not that I don't like having a man lurking around...
It's just the mental image I have to live with all day.
 

Philip

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I'm not that good looking! :eek:
 
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