Okay, an odd request

[XRpredator]

Okay, here's the deal. Every year we have kind of a backhanded tradition. We're kinda ornery, so we pass around this bundle of switches (you know, sticks) to whoever has been "naughtiest" :p (the lump of coal has just been overdone ;))

Anyhow, my brother has had an awful unlucky year with his motorcycle, and has somehow managed to keep his wife in the dark about how much he's had to spend on it to keep it going. So, he's the naughty one. My old man gets to pass it off to him, so he's looking for the nasty letter from Santa.

So, if any of you creative writers out there can gimme a hand, I'd appreciate it!

Ho ho ho! :confused:

 

[dirty~d~]

What do you need it to say? I'll help you out... if I can.

 

[XRpredator]

Just PM me some letter ideas and I'll take it from there. ;)

 

[firecracker22]

Sounds like fun . . .

 

[a454elk]

Here, use this.

Dear little jerk,
You've been real bad this year so if you think you're getting anything but a lump of coal, you're smoking more than rope. Now quit bothering me with your stupid letters and don't think sitting on my lap with a bottle of brandy will change anything. Beat it loser.

How's that, straight to the point, yet emotional.;)

 

[WoodsRider]

Elk should know, he got that same letter last Xmas! :moon: