Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President Bush are out
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a
blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our
precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush says, "I'm very curious, please tell me more about this
wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out. It is
virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Fill it with water."
"God Bless America"
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a
blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our
precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush says, "I'm very curious, please tell me more about this
wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out. It is
virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Fill it with water."
"God Bless America"
