Patman's Annual Christmas Song

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What happened to Patman's annual Christmas song? In the past we have added phrases, one at a time, to the ultimate in redneck holiday music, Robert Earl Keen's "Merry Christmas From The Family."

Patman not in a singing mood this year? Probably too busy selling the wheels off of those race-winning PitVipers :) It may be a little late to start, but what the heck...

Mom got drunk, and Dad got drunk....

 

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then they Bar-B-Qued my skunk

 

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Christmas used to be soooo fun,

Buyin' gifts for every one.....

 

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Well, it will not be Christmas unless he starts the thread up.

Come on Patty!! :)

I have dibs on the line about the tampon angels.

 

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It seemed to have lost some of it's luster last year Brian. Sell tons of Pit Vipers would be a great Christmas present :) So to get things back on track....(picking up from Brian's start)


"At our Christmas party"

 

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"Patman ripped a long big farty"

 

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after having arrived a wee bit tardy

 

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Patman said:

It seemed to have lost some of it's luster last year Brian.

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I think I remember why now :think:

VintageDirt said:

then they Bar-B-Qued my skunk

Christmas used to be soooo fun,
Buyin' gifts for every one.....

after having arrived a wee bit tardy

"Patman ripped a long big farty"

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picking up where the last intelligable comment left off:

we were drinkin champagne puch

 

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Brian said:

champagne puch

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Puch? Was that the color of Harry Everts' bike?

as for the song, I don't know it. Must be a texas thing.

 

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punch too

 

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Brian said:

we were drinkin champagne puch

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I want to be a redneck too!

and homemade eggnog

 

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Little sister brought her new boyfriend

 

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He was a mexican

 

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A Mexicutioner with a Fro!

 

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picking up where I left off...


We didn't know what to think of him

 

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But my sister didn't care.

 

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She likes a man with too much body hair

 

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She says, she has found her sweethart after all


PS I sang this song to Eddie and she said...."interesting" must get her lack of music appreciation from her mother ;)

 

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Cause he mows the lawn in the fall...

 

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So now the family laughs, and laughs
when Carlita tries to explain his name

 

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but when Okie spits out his punch

 

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the evil gruel is quite shocking

 

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and Scooter spanks her man with a

 

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big old diamond ring

 

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...a big old di-a-mond ring!

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