Patman's Annual Christmas Song

[Brian]

What happened to Patman's annual Christmas song? In the past we have added phrases, one at a time, to the ultimate in redneck holiday music, Robert Earl Keen's "Merry Christmas From The Family."

Patman not in a singing mood this year? Probably too busy selling the wheels off of those race-winning PitVipers :) It may be a little late to start, but what the heck...

Mom got drunk, and Dad got drunk....

 

[VintageDirt]

then they Bar-B-Qued my skunk

 

[mafols]

Christmas used to be soooo fun,

Buyin' gifts for every one.....

 

[Tony Eeds]

Well, it will not be Christmas unless he starts the thread up.

Come on Patty!! :)

I have dibs on the line about the tampon angels.

 

[Patman]

It seemed to have lost some of it's luster last year Brian. Sell tons of Pit Vipers would be a great Christmas present :) So to get things back on track....(picking up from Brian's start)


"At our Christmas party"

 

[Wolf]

"Patman ripped a long big farty"

 

[Vic]

after having arrived a wee bit tardy

 

[Brian]

It seemed to have lost some of it's luster last year Brian.

I think I remember why now :think:

then they Bar-B-Qued my skunk

Christmas used to be soooo fun,
Buyin' gifts for every one.....

after having arrived a wee bit tardy

"Patman ripped a long big farty"

picking up where the last intelligable comment left off:

we were drinkin champagne puch

 

[XRpredator]

champagne puch

Puch? Was that the color of Harry Everts' bike?

as for the song, I don't know it. Must be a texas thing.

 

[Brian]

punch too

 

[squeaky]

we were drinkin champagne puch

I want to be a redneck too!

and homemade eggnog

 

[Patman]

Little sister brought her new boyfriend

 

[Brian]

He was a mexican

 

[ChopperDave]

A Mexicutioner with a Fro!

 

[Brian]

picking up where I left off...


We didn't know what to think of him

 

[kmccune]

But my sister didn't care.

 

[CaptainObvious]

She likes a man with too much body hair

 

[kmccune]

She says, she has found her sweethart after all


PS I sang this song to Eddie and she said...."interesting" must get her lack of music appreciation from her mother ;)

 

[a454elk]

Cause he mows the lawn in the fall...

 

[ChopperDave]

So now the family laughs, and laughs
when Carlita tries to explain his name

 

[a454elk]

but when Okie spits out his punch

 

[ChopperDave]

the evil gruel is quite shocking

 

[a454elk]

and Scooter spanks her man with a

 

[oldguy]

big old diamond ring

 

[kmccune]

...a big old di-a-mond ring!

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