MadEarthWorm

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1 Nerd Noobie
1 KX 250F
1 Front yard
0 Neighbors
= Ton o Fun


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dirty~d~

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:eek: I hope for your bike's sake that you used clean undies in that picture. :scream: :confused:
 

MadEarthWorm

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HAHAHA....yeah they were fresh. :laugh:

Glad I have a place to host my pics now. Is this a good size? I don't wanna make it too big, then it get's to be a bandwidth issue.
 

fender92883

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Does this Superman-style underwear configuration help cut down on "monkey-butt"? Maybe once you get some dirt on those pretty white Alpinestars you won't have to worry about bleaching those undies so they'll match! :confused: J/K :)

SWEET BIKE by the way! Wish I could ride in my front yard! :thumb: :yeehaw:
 

MadEarthWorm

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Maybe once you get some dirt on those pretty white Alpinestars you won't have to worry about bleaching those undies so they'll match!

Alright alright....I realize my mistake, I should have gotten the RED boots. :confused:

It's hard being a noob, you get all caught up in the magazine pics and stuff. I have NO idea what made me think WHITE boots were a good idea for riding in the DIRT. :think:

At that point I think I had ridden through 10 piles of deer poo and what was left of the herb garden in the back. It was like Supermoto riding around the yard then the driveway and back to the yard....Hahahaha
 

fender92883

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Originally posted by MadEarthWorm
I have NO idea what made me think WHITE boots were a good idea for riding in the DIRT. :think:

They look sweet! Just tough to keep clean... :think:

Originally posted by MadEarthWorm
What the heck is "monkey-butt"?

Personally I have never experienced it, but from what I hear it's an excruciatingly painful rawness you get from your seat after a tough day of riding. I guess I'm too much of a spode to work my butt on the seat like that... :confused:
 

Danman

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Monkey butt is when your shorts rub you raw in the crotch and butt. Its called monkey butt, because you butt looks like a baboon's butt and you walk like a monkey after you get it so you legs don't continue to rub themselves raw. If you get it you will know!

I wish that I could ridin the front yard too :whiner:
 

Dapper

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All the cool kids have white boots :cool:
Some day I hope to be cool ;)
(GWB)
 

Smit-Dog

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Use 600 x 600 for max picture dimensions.

... And I don't think anything goes better with black riding jeans than a nice pair of shiny white boots...

This guy told me so...

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MadEarthWorm

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That's just wrong Smit-Dog..... :) Thanx for the dimensions

I just looked at the pic again and you know what rydmoto, the lake is actually the side of a white garage; that's a serious optical illusion--it looks like water receding into the background if you don't focus on it real hard like.

Dang, my boots aren't vented (good 4 winter though) and I'm at risk of getting monkey-butt, I better re-think my strategy b4 I head to DW04! Maybe I could just be a waterboy or something like when I was in high school. :think:

Hey!? What about those lycra shorts cyclists use? I'm sure they won't irritate skin and they would fit under riding pants.
 

Tony Eeds

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MEW: You need to get your very own copy of Monkey Butt by Rick "Super Hunky" Sieman. It is a great read and you will learn a great deal about the attitudes etc. of many of the folks on the site by reading the book. There is a great deal of Rick flowing though our veins.

BTW - Great shot, my neighbors would go NUTS if I got in to NMX (aka Neighborhood Motocross) :laugh:
 

Dapper

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lyrca shorts and don't forget to shave your legs. All the real fast guys do.
 

Danman

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Smit-dog :| That picture is just plain wrong too :uh:

What about those lycra shorts cyclists use?

They work good for me :)


Also, don't let them flip you to much crap about the white boots. I hear lots of cool poeple ride with them. I had mine new at DW03. They don't look that way any more. They have a nice red stain to them :eek:
 

firecracker22

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Originally posted by MadEarthWorm
It's hard being a noob, you get all caught up in the magazine pics and stuff. I have NO idea what made me think WHITE boots were a good idea for riding in the DIRT. :think:

Because they're pretty! I have a pair of white Sidi Force boots that are very pretty. And they go with EVERYTHING. :confused:

Bleach-white, huh? I used to sell that at the parts store. Never thought to use it on my boots.
 
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biglou

I use that stuff on everything-Boots, seat, etc. Also works good on automotive interior surfaces (dash, console, etc.) and makes yer truck tires nice and clean which makes the Armour-All more shiny! :thumb:
I think it's spelled differently, something like "Bleche White". I'd go down to the garage and verify, but I'm feeling lazy... :moon:
 
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