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[QUOTE="Rich Rohrich, post: 1291239, member: 16241"] I'm anxiously awaiting the publication of a far more significant book : The Truth About Pred: 400 Facts About the World's 217,487th Greatest Human. After reading the following excerpt in "Better Shacks and Compost Heaps" , I'm tingling with anticipation. :whoa: [i] Some little know facts about Pred : [list] Pred once ate 86 hard boiled eggs, burped twiced and then went to Denny's for a grand slam breakafast. Pred gives precise thoughtful directions to spiders but squishes small foreign people with his ginourmous boot. Pred once touched a small boy who grew up to be a major league baseball player. The boy thanked Pred for chasing the gay out of him during his induction ceremony at Cooperstown. Pred spelled backwards is Derp, which is an arabic word for man who scratches taint with a racoon paw. Pred owes me $14 for a contract killing I did for him in Brazil Pred can't scratch his own butt so he pays a circus midget to do it for him. Pred eats soup with a touthbrush, while his oral hygiene is performed with a Briggs and Stratton PowerBOSS 3800 PSI Pressure Washer. Pred can't spell Pred, so he draws pictures like the cave men to communicate his name. Pred is frightened by hot dogs. He believes they are the fingers of former Rockettes who were killed by bigfoot. Pred once saved a small Korean woman who was trapped in a well. He later fed her to a pack of wild dogs claiming it was circle of life stuff that was best not explained. No one knows where or when Pred was born. Scholars surmise he was hatched from a cross breeding of dinosaur eggs and easter peeps.His odd fear of microwave ovens seems to support this theory. Pred invented Ovaltine, but he wanted it to be ass flavored and refuses to acknowledge the bastage child Chocolate version that evolved from his ground breaking work. Pred rarely sleeps. He prefers to sit in a chair, close one eye and pee down his left leg to relax Pred body mass is comprised of 67% rice pudding [/list] [/i] [/QUOTE]
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