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- Jul 3, 1999
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You guys are to gay for me.....
I gave you the idea dickwad, just like www.pitsally.com and you stole both from me poopoo head :eek: :think:
I gave you the idea dickwad, just like www.pitsally.com and you stole both from me poopoo head :eek: :think:
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- Aug 18, 1999
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Don't make me go back and dig up the emails you doddering old fool. You can't even remember that I was at your house... much less that you were out doing one armed pushups in your driveway trying to show up an 8 year old. :|
Didn't you invent the internet too? :laugh: ;)
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To quote the late great Groucho Marx... "I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member!" That being said, I ride southern Oklahoma from time to time. I would be honored
- Aug 18, 1999
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Uppity 'tute! You know your place so get out there NOW! I drive the PimpYZF and you supply work that funds the bling for my wheels. Keep in mind that I'm yo daddy and I'll cut off your and Glen's supply of race gas if you don't produce me some $'s! :scream:
- Jul 3, 1999
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See, you guys are way to gay for me......
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
And, I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says:
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said: "WHAT?"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking "What was her first clue?". I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."
You should have seen her face ....... it went completely blank.
I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the spring of 2008.
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
And, I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says:
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said: "WHAT?"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking "What was her first clue?". I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."
You should have seen her face ....... it went completely blank.
I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the spring of 2008.
- Aug 18, 1999
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If you two children COULD spell.... I might be somewhat more impressed with your limited humor.... sadly................... you two CAN'T spell and you have NO sense of humor. Smitty is a much more honorable NTSP member than you two could ever be! :|