I was watching the news this morning and heard of a local school that is banning snowmen. I thought "Oh, they probably did that to discourage snowball fights (a great American passtime BTW), which makes some amount of sense." WRONG! The principle made the decision to ban snowmen on school grounds because she was told that recent pop culture has made "snowman" synonymous with "drug dealer" and snow is a reference to cocaine! I'm surprised she didn't make a rule that school is cancelled on snow days because of all the "snow/cocaine" laying around on campus. GIVE ME A BREAK!!! The principle looked like she was about a day older than dirt, so clearly she is a bit old fashioned.
Pretty soon these kids are going to get smart and get school books banned by referencing them to porn or something. I can see it now, "Did you hear that these wacky kids are refering to Playboy and Hustler magazines as School Books?! As of this minute school books are banned on campus!!!"
When are people going to realize that authority figures are completely losing there mind and trying to control every bit of a child's exposure to the real world is futile?
Pretty soon these kids are going to get smart and get school books banned by referencing them to porn or something. I can see it now, "Did you hear that these wacky kids are refering to Playboy and Hustler magazines as School Books?! As of this minute school books are banned on campus!!!"
When are people going to realize that authority figures are completely losing there mind and trying to control every bit of a child's exposure to the real world is futile?