So does this make me a stalker?!?

[RM_guy]

The other day my wife and I wanted to go do some antiquing. I knew of a place up the road a ways but I didn’t know if it was open. I say, “Let’s drive by and see if it’s open. I know a shortcut. “ It just so happens that my shortcut goes right by Weimedog’s place and I figured that if I saw him out riding or something, I could talk my wife into stopping.

Well, we are driving up his road and my wife says, “Hey, doesn’t one of your little internet riding buddies live up here?”

I say, “Oh yeah, that’s right. I forgot.”

She says,” Ya know? You’re a stalker. When ever we are out someplace you have to drive by some riding buddy’s house. You’re a nuisance. What’s the matter with you?”

I know that she knows the answer to her last question. So does this make me a stalker? I think not. I love to ride and when I’m not I want to at least feel like I’m near friends that I ride with. Or even drive past riding spots, even if I haven’t ridden at them for years because they built houses there.

Does anyone else have this affliction?

 

[Senior KX Rider]

I usually fight it when the wife is with me.:)

 

[WoodsRider]

I really wish you'd stop driving by my house every time you visit your wife's family in Mass. :p

 

[Milquetoast]

I'm either a Stalker or a Lurker, according to my local motorcycle dealer. Either way, it's not a crime until you get caught!

 

[High Lord Gomer]

What you need to do is tell her, "No, honey, stalking would be if I..." and lay it on good. Then end with, "THAT would be stalking, this is merely an obsession."

...or...

"Would you rather I hung out at the mall and followed fat chicks around?"

(BTW, I'm assuming that you don't do the latter... :eek: )

 

[Patman]

Send Gomer your phone number. The first time he calls she'll know not all your little Internet friends are normal and will beg you to hang out with the ones she hasn't had make animal sounds on the phone. :confused:

My wife always makes me answer the phone when the caller ID says "Gomer". He's going to say something that will make me laugh all day and I'll look pretty silly in that board meeting if I do."

 

[RM_guy]

Originally posted by High Lord Gomer
What you need to do is tell her, "No, honey, stalking would be if I..." and lay it on good. Then end with, "THAT would be stalking, this is merely an obsession."

She already knows that I know how to stalk. That’s how I got her in the first place ;)

 

[LoriKTM]

Uh huh. Your idea of "up the road a ways" is nearly an hour's drive from your house! I think the agreement to go antiquing was an excuse to visit Weimedog, with a side trip to the antique store!

Can't fool me. ;)

 

[oldguy]

You're not a stalker if

You bring a 6 pack along

 

[WoodsRider]

Re: You're not a stalker if

Originally posted by oldguy
You bring a 6 pack along

Isn't that what Ivan told the cops that time they caught him drinking beer and hiding in the bushes across the street from Amber's house? ;)

 

[High Lord Gomer]

He had his back to Amber's house and was checking out the Senior Center across the street.

 

[oldguy]

Re: Re: You're not a stalker if

Originally posted by WoodsRider

Isn't that what Ivan told the cops that time they caught him drinking beer and hiding in the bushes across the street from Amber's house? ;)

That isn't stalking in SC that is a date;)

 

[wayneo426]

Re: Re: Re: You're not a stalker if

Originally posted by oldguy

That isn't stalking in SC that is a date;)

Now thats FUNNY!!! :) :)

 

[Old CR goat]

Re: Re: Re: You're not a stalker if

Originally posted by oldguy

That isn't stalking in SC that is a date;)

NO, that's not how to get a date in SC!

You go to your Family reunion.

 

[MikeT]

Come down here and stalk me. I need someone to ride with!

 

[wayneo426]

Hey Mike-
If you can find me a house, I'll be a riding buddy! Promise!

And if you have any real estate links, just pass 'em on brother!

 

[MikeT]

Originally posted by wayneo426

And if you have any real estate links, just pass 'em on brother!

.....??? This is a funny thread. Are you going to get serious on us? Sometimes it's a little hard to tell. I didn't see a smiley, so if you are moving, PM me and I can hook you up with MANY realestate links and stuff for this area.

MikeT

 

[RM_guy]

It happened again!!

So here we were, driving through rural Pa when we come into a small town and I happen to mention that a friend from DRN lives somewhere around. Yikes, big mistake. All of a sudden I’m a stalker again. I’m beginning to thing she has the problem, not me ;)

BTW, Chief, your lucky I don’t know exactly where your house is or there may have been some serious stalking going on :) Your about 1 ½ hours from my house. :cool: