So this is what it's like in here.....

[DahlElama]

The coveted members only forum. Excellent Smithers.... "Cabana boy! Another scotch pleeeze....."

Hey... I was told there was a hot tub in here.

 

[singletracker500]

This isn't what it's really like in here. We haven't shown you how to get through the door hidden behind the book case yet....Wait till you see what Rich does in there!! :scream:

 

[Patman]

Wait till you see what Rich does in there!!

Look him and Gomer say they only tried that once....:scream:

 

[DahlElama]

OK, no hot tub then. Fool me once... shame on me..

Now, where is the wine cellar that everyone is talking about. I don't think this place even has a basement.

 

[bsmith]

Once you get past ST500 and the book case, It's the trap door behind the Bar. But be carefull, BigLou went down there a couple days ago and hasn't come out yet:eek:

 

[TwinSpar]

Originally posted by bsmith
But be carefull, BigLou went down there a couple days ago and hasn't come out yet:eek:

Nope. It must have been Papakeith that snuck down there to finish off his frozen beer and is now writhing on the floor with stomach cramps and diarrhea (sp?). That would explain the foul beer fart odor in here.:scream:

 

[Patman]

That would explain the foul beer fart odor in here.

Umm, no that is you and Okie's "old people smell", remember? Please excuse the elder moderator, Ivan went out to get him some more Depends and hasn't made it back yet.

 

[WoodsRider]

That would explain the foul beer fart odor in here.

Actually that's what happens when you let those GasGas riders in here. :eek:

 

[Papakeith]

:uh: sorry.

I'll crack open a window. . .

*snap, snap* Patman. . . Patman! Crack open a window, or I'll intimidate you again! :D

 

[biglou]

*Snooty French voice on* "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

 

[Patman]

RIGHT AWAY Mr. Papakeith SIR!:eek:

 

[Papakeith]

:) Of course it's only if you want to Patman.
Need a beer?:confused:

 

[Patman]

Need a beer?

Only if you want me to.:D

 

[DahlElama]

I kinda like it in here... smell and all.

Bartender.... if my wife calls, tell her I just left.

 

[bsmith]

"Have you gone Mad":uh: , Someone quick change the phone number.:p

 

[Shaw520]

PRICE LIST (when the wife calls)

He's not here - .50
He just left - .75
Hav'nt seen him all day - $1.50

 

[DahlElama]

I'll give you $2.00 for a "look lady.. I've never heard of the guy" when my wife calls.

If that can't be arranged I'll take 3 "Hav'nt seen him all day" to get me through the rest of the week.

 

[TwinSpar]

Originally posted by Truespode



Sorry. The snow has kept me tied up so Okie will be without his Depends for another day or so :)

Ivan

Yaaaaah Riiiiight! It was Gomer that had you tied up all along. Admit it and then hurry out for those depends. Okie's really smelling up the place. :scream:

Patman,
Neener Neener Neener... You missed. Now, head off and spend some time with Gomer. Ivan needs a rest. ;)

 

[Patman]

Geez Ivan the doc told you not to take Twinkie and Okie's oldtimers meds! You were getting the Depends for TwinSpar and the Prozac for Okie! Gomer is just going to have to learn to give you more of a rest before letting you roam loose. I'll remind him at the Meeting of Tighty wearin' Homo's this weekend out behing the wood pile.

 

[Shaw520]

Or was it Viagra for Twinspar and Rogain for Okie.....:think

 

[Okiewan]

prozak I can use... no need for the rogaine :)

 

[BSWIFT]

Spisht. Gulk, gulk, ahhhh! Ulltt. So what's up. The beer is nice and cold.

 

[TwinSpar]

I use the Viagra to keep my knees from acting like noodles. The combination of that and Cells has done miracles for keeping me on my bike. :scream:

Now all we need is a little VD to put the finishing touches on this thread... NO! I'm not talking about Patman's manhood (Gomer, that was TMI BTW ).... I'm talking about this topic/discussion, often referred to as a thread on forums. :p

 

[Patman]

Yeah you just want VD so that it will end (Vintage Dirt kills all threads he enters ;) )

 

[VintageDirt]

Originally posted by Patman
Yeah you just want VD so that it will end (Vintage Dirt kills all threads he enters ;) )

You rang?
Bartender, I,d like a nice ****tail of Rogain, Viagra, and Vioxx please. And make it a double. On second thought, better leave out the Viagra. No sense airing up the tire if I ain't gonna ride the bike. Might as well skip the Rogain too. I threw out all my combs years ago. Oh, heck fire, gimme a beer, it works better Vioxx anyway.;)

Doh! There went my New Year's resolution.