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Message: [QUOTE="woodsy, post: 969277, member: 27856"] Sorry Mike but that ol recipe' is now under corporate control. Somewhere deep in the archives of Young Ted's already wayyyyyyyy to deep mind is a signed affidavit that I will no longer publish that recipe for free :fft: TO obtain a copy you will have to contact the HRS (head rotten sucker) and CEO of Woodsy Inc and PURCHASE said recipe' :nener: Now, concerning someof the info that Mr. SMart guy YZMAN400 came up with.. I have a few noteworthy comments: 1st and foremost is that he KNOWS that he SHOULD HAVE contacted yours truely concerning the matter of "squirreling for beginners".. It is obvious to me that either the people who operate Google or MR. YZMAN himself are trying to get a bunch of people in a bad way! Dont believe me?? Read with me again this line: "Squirrels have scent glands in the small of the back as well as under all four legs". In this section the originator is beginning his deciete and leading the starving dirtrider into a very bad situation by telling him that if you find "glands" on your squirrel its OK.. Now read this line with me: "Some people tell the age of a squirrel by checking the underside of the tail in a good light. If there are two or three dark bands running the length of the fur on either side, it's a young one. Older squirrels have only one such band." Have any of you readers ever spent a night in the woods alone - hearing funny noises, stuff fluttering around and then try to keep your head about you enough to find a "good light"? To this I say HOGWASH!!! I have ridden with almost all of you and can honestly say that I only know ONE person that probably could/would do so (keep a cool head about him) under these EXTREME circumstancses. I wont mention his name but you KNOW who you are!! MODERN MAN knows nothing of a light good enough (or quick enough) to do what has been suggested!! Next - What kind of rational person would go running thru the foret lifting up squirrel tails trying to determine their age anyway?? I tell you folks that what this writer (again, it may even be someone that I personally think is a great guy) is doing is setting a trap for someone!!! Reread that line again: "Some people tell the age of a squirrel by checking the underside of the tail in a good light. If there are two or three dark bands running the length of the fur on either side, it's a young one. Older squirrels have only one such band." I know of ONE person that did exactly what that line said and he found out in short order that most squirrels dont like to have their tails lifted. He also found out that ALL squirrels that have glands under their legs and two dark bands running down their tails also have a very strange odor to them that once you smell it, you will no longer want anything to do with "young squirrels".. It took me, I mean him, 14 cans of tomatoe juice to get that young squirrel smell off! I, personally, have come to a point in my life where I can tell where one of these, so called, "young squirrels" have been, after they have used their glands, from a distance of 2 miles and I tend to go the other way!!!! Sheesh Don, no wonder Jimmy didnt wanna stay for dinner that night up in the ol Boon forest when I told him that Burnt Squirrel was on the menu!! He probably had Googled that info too and thought that I was talking about a young one with stripes and glands :rotfl: You yahoos REALLY need to be careful what you read and how much of what you read you believe!! And, of course, it goes with saying - NEVER trust a squirrel that wont just tell you his age outright - if he says "look under my tail" - RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 cryin out loud - Goofiest thread I ever did c! Woodsy :ride: Hey Ted: what did you think of the plug I put in for the companY? Didnt like it?? Well then, take a look under my tail buddy - see if you can tell how old I am :rotfl: [/QUOTE]

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