I gotta tell you guys, it was an AWESOME day with the family... My little boy turning 21 was very special indeed... Anyway, at one point during his party I had him laughing so hard he was almost CRYING... Now go ahead and see if you can guess why... Give up??
Here's what happened...
I have been a pot stirring trouble making good for a laugh joker all my life. My son is the spitten image of his ole dad except, well at least to my knowledge, he walks a little deeper in the staying legal at all times category.. He has always found it humorous when ever I would get stopped for speeding or maybe riding a bike without a plate or whatever..
Anyway, in my older age I find myself prone more and more to actually being closer to keeping things somewhat legal - in the legal since any way... Not necessarily always LEGAL but mostly legal,,, Until this recent ticket for Careless Driving (still not to trial yet) I have had a PERFECT record on the DL for over 17 years!!! Of course, that discounts all tickets fought and won.....
ANYWAY... my son - being alot like his MOTHER - always finds humor in ANY thing that catches me doing something that maybe pushes the limit - fingers in the cookie jar so to speak......
Soooooooooooo,,,,,, I was telling Jay that I recently managed to get thrown off eeeeeeeeeee-----slaaaaayyyyy.. He says - how did that happen pops?? I says they got me for selling BB guns :laugh: Then he started laughing and then I started laughing..... I said - they told me I was OUT OF THERE for 14 days for a Fire Arm Violation!!! Then we laughed more... Then I said - if I am in the federal pen next week I will walk in the cell - say I AMMMM BAADDDDDD - and when asked why I am in I will say - For Selling BB Guns on EEEEEEEEEEE---SSSLLAAAAYYYYY :aj: :aj:
My wife then started laughing histarically and said - I think you better tell them your an arms dealer.........
Thats the trouble with that wife of mine - always saying something smart allecelly when she should just be quiet and let me handle all the illegal activity ;)
Woodsy :ride:
Here's what happened...
I have been a pot stirring trouble making good for a laugh joker all my life. My son is the spitten image of his ole dad except, well at least to my knowledge, he walks a little deeper in the staying legal at all times category.. He has always found it humorous when ever I would get stopped for speeding or maybe riding a bike without a plate or whatever..
Anyway, in my older age I find myself prone more and more to actually being closer to keeping things somewhat legal - in the legal since any way... Not necessarily always LEGAL but mostly legal,,, Until this recent ticket for Careless Driving (still not to trial yet) I have had a PERFECT record on the DL for over 17 years!!! Of course, that discounts all tickets fought and won.....
ANYWAY... my son - being alot like his MOTHER - always finds humor in ANY thing that catches me doing something that maybe pushes the limit - fingers in the cookie jar so to speak......
Soooooooooooo,,,,,, I was telling Jay that I recently managed to get thrown off eeeeeeeeeee-----slaaaaayyyyy.. He says - how did that happen pops?? I says they got me for selling BB guns :laugh: Then he started laughing and then I started laughing..... I said - they told me I was OUT OF THERE for 14 days for a Fire Arm Violation!!! Then we laughed more... Then I said - if I am in the federal pen next week I will walk in the cell - say I AMMMM BAADDDDDD - and when asked why I am in I will say - For Selling BB Guns on EEEEEEEEEEE---SSSLLAAAAYYYYY :aj: :aj:
My wife then started laughing histarically and said - I think you better tell them your an arms dealer.........
Thats the trouble with that wife of mine - always saying something smart allecelly when she should just be quiet and let me handle all the illegal activity ;)
Woodsy :ride:
