Looks like we have our next contestant on the PitSally.com :)
He hails from the burg of Big D. He holeshots some races (or could it be the magical digital touch of Thump that shows those supposed holeshots?), and then manages to never finish one of those races.
I suppose you guy's might remember a post by "HeMan" Taraker in which he proudly diplayed a scanned image of an article from '55 titled "The guide to a good wife". He even bravely stood behind his tough guy internet persona and posted in the Women's forum after a dare. Lot's of "Me man, you woman... Man make fire... Woman make food and blindly obey Man" comments (or something very similar).
Shortly after said post, our own brawny Taraker called me on my cell phone to inform me that he couldn't go riding on a particular Sunday. Seems "Woman" made plans that interrupted manly type plans.
Now I had threats from Taraker about exposing my NSync venture, which was a sacrafice for the family and the neighborhood girl who has Luekemia (sp?), and I countered with a threat of registering RightAwayDear.com and developing the web site in memory of his long lost manhood. :eek:
Guess I'm going to have to blow some more $'s on a domain name. :)
TAYesMam... You fired the first and your last shot. Sadly... I'm leaving on vacation early in the morning and will not be able to make your destiny a reality. But believe me now and hear me later... I'll be back (with better vision) and looking for you. :)