a454elk

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How the heck can you can you tell the sex?"
"Simple" he says, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
 

Okiewan

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nikki

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Hahaha cute! :confused:
 

a454elk

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LMAO!
Never thought of it, but I guess you could add that!:)

Elk
 

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LOL!:)
 
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