Tables Turned on Frivolous Lawyering

Pokie

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May 7, 1999
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Galena, IL
TRUE STORY (I am assured by a friend)
LAWYERS vs. INSURANCE

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade and probably the century.
Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars,
then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having
smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having
made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim
against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars
were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to
pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the
normal fashion.
The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with
the insurance
company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated "Nevertheless, that
the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that
the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
against fire, without defining what is considered to be
unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a
lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling
and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in
the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested
on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from
the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in
jail and a $24,000.00 fine.
This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal
Lawyers Award Contest.
 

mx547

Ortho doc's wet dream
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how cool. that story's going in my email.
 

Jaybird

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As I sit back and draw in a nice puff, all I can say is...I LOVE IT! :)
 

Tony Eeds

Godspeed Tony.
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From someone that has (unfortunately) worked for some of the worst (i.e. most successful) liability attorneys that Texas has ..... Very Sweet Revenge. I'm glad the insurance company had the will to follow through.
 

kmccune

2-Strokes forever
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:cool: :cool:

Kevin
 

Vic

***** freak.
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IrishEKU

A General PITA.
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russ95678

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Gotta love it!!!
What's the differnce between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish!
 
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