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- Sep 22, 2000
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A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a
call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife
has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25
pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at
25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about
average down home, folks...like I said, my boy's a
typical Texas baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender
says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he
weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was
born."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck
Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,
leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised".
:eek:
call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife
has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25
pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at
25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about
average down home, folks...like I said, my boy's a
typical Texas baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender
says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he
weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was
born."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck
Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,
leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised".
:eek:
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