The eyes have it!

Jaybird

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A man left work one Friday afternoon but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, riding dirt bikes with the boys & spending his entire paycheck at the bar after.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him,
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by & he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday & Wednesday came and went and he didn't see her.

On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
 
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Jon K.

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:laugh: :laugh:
 

BunduBasher

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funny, my wife like that one :eek: :)