"The Rules of Engagement"

gospeedracer

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• Dec 20, 2001

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Okay, can I just say I love this woman. I think we may have been seperated at birth or something! ;)

I stumbled upon this site and I about died laughing!! I apologize for some of the language but it was just too funny I had to post it. Okie can repremand me later. :)

http://www.redheadpapers.com/rules.html

 

JPIVEY

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Funny stuff

 

BSWIFT

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The only thing I could add for the men's rules is:
If a woman (girl friend, wife, or lover) asks,"Do you think I'm fat?" Make sure your burial plot is paid for and hope you can hit the door before she follows this question up with, "Well, what do you think?"

 

JuliusPleaser

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:)

 

bwalker

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,"Do you think I'm fat?"

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Always so "no" to that question.

 

AJ Waggoner

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• Dec 21, 2001

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LOL Aimee

Hysterical!!!
great link ..i think that
"shes cute and will do" LOL


Bswift..bwalker-

I once got in HUGE HUGE wife trouble for a sarcastic smart alecky comment -

" ummm no honey its your butt that make the pants look big....."

And before i get burned at the stake by the female members here--
she was a size 1
5'6" 105 pounds
and had asked me the question 23 times in the last 2 hours of getting ready to go somewhere LOL

my "lil voice" was screaming "shut up fool"
but as usual i ignored it and paid the price. :eek:

 

LoriKTM

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• Dec 21, 2001

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Funny stuff. I especially like the "All rights reserved" disclaimer at the bottom of the page!

 

JuliusPleaser

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Originally posted by AJ Waggoner
" ummm no honey its your butt that make the pants look big....."
my "lil voice" was screaming "shut up fool"
but as usual i ignored it and paid the price. :eek:

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You and I suffer from the same affliction. I'm starting to like being single...again. :)

 

Lorin

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BSwift is the voice of experience here. If you ever get the chance, ask him about how he almost didnt make it to the spodefest and the conversation that he had with his "better" half. He had our campsite in tears with that little conversation of his. He lives on the edge, I am not sure if it is the edge of insanity or bravery.

 

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• Dec 22, 2001

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<Mod Edit>

Take it somewhere else this is a family site.

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• Dec 22, 2001

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That post from 07 won't last very long here, glad i got to see it before it's deleted!

 

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• Dec 22, 2001

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Milquetoast -

you really think america finds it that offensive?

Staggering.

 

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Milquetoast

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• Dec 22, 2001

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I don't think that many of the people on this site would be offended, but in general that kind of talk is a no-no in this country. We as a nation are very repressed sexually. Of course, the moderators usually bow to that level so as to not offend the few. I am surprised it lasted this long actually.

 

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JPIVEY

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• Dec 22, 2001

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Originally posted by 07
Milquetoast -

you really think america finds it that offensive?

Staggering.

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No not America, this is a family site ( ie ) Kids, wifes , parents., so it does show some poor judgement/class on your part :p :mad:

 

WaltCMoto

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• Dec 22, 2001

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So GSR, Whats up?
Just because we like to play in the mud, doesnt make us all pigs.:confused:

 

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Originally posted by Lorin
BSwift is the voice of experience here. If you ever get the chance, ask him about how he almost didnt make it to the spodefest and the conversation that he had with his "better" half. He had our campsite in tears with that little conversation of his. He lives on the edge, I am not sure if it is the edge of insanity or bravery.

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Amen.:)

 

Fe_princess

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• Dec 24, 2001

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I hate to be a party pooper, but I find it condescending to Women and Men.
All those stupid stereotypes don't serve either gender.
It's women like this that exacerbate male and female chauvinism, but hey it's the internet...
:p

 

AJ Waggoner

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• Dec 27, 2001

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Fe- princess

agreed if it was written as a serious piece on human relations..
lol
but I'm fairly confident she is writing this work in jest!!

kind of like my comment to my wife.. CERTAINLY it was in jest, and not to be taken as factual ;)

 

Fe_princess

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• Jan 10, 2002

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ah me too hasty

I don't know what came over me?
I just got this sudden urge to right the wrongs!
GSR, I feel that I have offended your humor and I apologize:o
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Is there a Reno ride in your future?

 

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• Jan 11, 2002

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Originally posted by bwalker

Always so "no" to that question.

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That's a no-win situation. If you say yes, you are callous, and don't love her anymore. If you say no, you're just telling a lie because you don't want to hurt her feelings.

Come on ladies, you know it's true!:p