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I learned that I shouldn't miss this ride next year!
Things I learned in Reno this year
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When Kav comes to the Roulette table, cash out your chips no matter how well your doing and walk away.
Camelbacks are very useful in the desert even for a motocrosser.
Doing whoops all day can make you hurt in strange places.
Only girls can score desert hockey goals against the candians. :p
When the candians hit you during desert hockey wack them in the shin with your hockey stick and don't trust them when they act like you really hurt them.
Pictures don't do Moon Rocks justice.
Never follow Aimee on a "trail ride" back to camp with a 125.
Never go on a steep hillclimb on a 125.
Rocks are evil.
Natalie bruises very easily.
Tony and Lou are awesome for driving all the bikes 36 hours for everyone.
Everyone needs a bike powered blender.
Screw valentines day forever, I'm ridin at reno. :yeehaw:
Camelbacks are very useful in the desert even for a motocrosser.
Doing whoops all day can make you hurt in strange places.
Only girls can score desert hockey goals against the candians. :p
When the candians hit you during desert hockey wack them in the shin with your hockey stick and don't trust them when they act like you really hurt them.
Pictures don't do Moon Rocks justice.
Never follow Aimee on a "trail ride" back to camp with a 125.
Never go on a steep hillclimb on a 125.
Rocks are evil.
Natalie bruises very easily.
Tony and Lou are awesome for driving all the bikes 36 hours for everyone.
Everyone needs a bike powered blender.
Screw valentines day forever, I'm ridin at reno. :yeehaw:
pinball said:
Thank god there wasn't any ice or skates around.... I might have gotten hurt:)
Something I didn't learn at Reno: What is the commonwealth and who the heck is the queen the Canucks and Mick keep toasting? I didn't see Zio wearing a tiara.
Brian
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I'm pretty sure the Canadian's learned they didn't bring enough gas, and I'm not talking about for the bikes and generator! :eek:
KiwiBird
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I need a blender.
I need to have someone watch when bratt is mixing my drinks.
Turn the light on when you are coming down drunk from the top bunk - Mick and Gina are going to wake up when you fall on them anyway.
If you are going to get a flat tire it will happen when you finally pass the truck you've been stuck behind for 10 miles.
6 days is just barely enough.
I need to have someone watch when bratt is mixing my drinks.
Turn the light on when you are coming down drunk from the top bunk - Mick and Gina are going to wake up when you fall on them anyway.
If you are going to get a flat tire it will happen when you finally pass the truck you've been stuck behind for 10 miles.
6 days is just barely enough.
Lets see...
I can out drink Kiwi
Zio is not into three ways with me and Aimee
I can kick start a crf450 on the 3rd kick when taunted by a Canadian.
Work WILL believe you when you call them at 7:30 am on the day you are suppose to work (Sunday) and tell them "my car broke down I won't be in" :p
Lesbians are kinda b***hy when you disturb their romantic date and throw food at them.
I can out drink Kiwi
Zio is not into three ways with me and Aimee
I can kick start a crf450 on the 3rd kick when taunted by a Canadian.
Work WILL believe you when you call them at 7:30 am on the day you are suppose to work (Sunday) and tell them "my car broke down I won't be in" :p
Lesbians are kinda b***hy when you disturb their romantic date and throw food at them.
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NVR FNSH said:
I wonder if I'll ever be able to breathe normally again.:think:
I learned that Kokanee is very tasty (the beer, not the dude)
Pyromania is not inherently a Canadian thing.
Anything Natalie makes is awesome (Meatballs, Cupcakes, Cake. . . where's the homemade linguica?:) )
It's weird knowing what everybody looks like now.
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zio
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You make MelloYello feel good by letting him take a few photos, and he never shuts up. :moon:
Then he gets all skeered because he knows you're going to beat him up for threatening to show the photos of you sitting in another man's lap, drinking fruity mixers and whispering in each others' ears.
Then he gets all skeered because he knows you're going to beat him up for threatening to show the photos of you sitting in another man's lap, drinking fruity mixers and whispering in each others' ears.
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firecracker22
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Things I learned:
Bikes only break down when you're on vacation
Toyota 4 cylinder pickups suck ass on road trips
Hotels with mirrors are way cool
Following Karl is an adventure (not a new lesson)
Eating within half a mile of Karl and the Canadians is an adventure
Gordy has sexy chest hair
I will not wear leather pants to a group dinner again
I will never let my boyfriend ride any other bike than the DT 400 again either, now he thinks he's all bad-ass and stuff.
Bikes only break down when you're on vacation
Toyota 4 cylinder pickups suck ass on road trips
Hotels with mirrors are way cool
Following Karl is an adventure (not a new lesson)
Eating within half a mile of Karl and the Canadians is an adventure
Gordy has sexy chest hair
I will not wear leather pants to a group dinner again
I will never let my boyfriend ride any other bike than the DT 400 again either, now he thinks he's all bad-ass and stuff.
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gnarlykaw said:
Hey, I resemble that statement.
I learned that DRNers are always as amazing as I knew them to be. I have never met a finer group of folks in my life.
The other thing I learned ... If Lou rolls down a window in the truck, do the same very quickly. :laugh:
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I learned a lot too!
Don't ever follow 6 dudes on bikes down a steep snowy slope that has turned to ice from their slide down the trail. Be smart like Karl and ride in the fresh snow.
Keep your head up as you do a belly slide face first alongside your bike as it is sliding down the steep snow covered iced over slope.
If you slide in behind your bike on the steep snow covered iced over slope, you can "help" it get to the bottom where you stand a chance of not falling on your butt picking it back up.
If the guys ahead of you appear to have trouble climbing the rocky sandy hill, just attribute it to the fact that they don't have CR500's to ride.
If you provide enough entertainment in your crashing and trashing, the guys will actually like to wait for you at the tough sections.
Keep your speed up on the whoops (okay, I'm still working on applying THAT!).
Karl, Canadians, Tequila and mexican food restaurants can be an instable combination.
Some people have learned to just say "No" when Karl says he's leading a ride.
The road is much more dangerous on the way home when you realize that, you won't be home until midnight, you still have to unload the bikes & gear and you have to be at work at 8 am in the morning - good time to pull over and get a room! :thumb:
Don't ever follow 6 dudes on bikes down a steep snowy slope that has turned to ice from their slide down the trail. Be smart like Karl and ride in the fresh snow.
Keep your head up as you do a belly slide face first alongside your bike as it is sliding down the steep snow covered iced over slope.
If you slide in behind your bike on the steep snow covered iced over slope, you can "help" it get to the bottom where you stand a chance of not falling on your butt picking it back up.
If the guys ahead of you appear to have trouble climbing the rocky sandy hill, just attribute it to the fact that they don't have CR500's to ride.
If you provide enough entertainment in your crashing and trashing, the guys will actually like to wait for you at the tough sections.
Keep your speed up on the whoops (okay, I'm still working on applying THAT!).
Karl, Canadians, Tequila and mexican food restaurants can be an instable combination.
Some people have learned to just say "No" when Karl says he's leading a ride.
The road is much more dangerous on the way home when you realize that, you won't be home until midnight, you still have to unload the bikes & gear and you have to be at work at 8 am in the morning - good time to pull over and get a room! :thumb:
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OK, the things I learned:
Canadians are way sicker than French
I can beat Mick at drag racing
Natalie can break an arm and pretend it's just a bruise
If you can't find a trail to the top of a mountain just cut a new one
When cutting a new trail up a Mountain make sure you are not leading a group ride
Antelope herds are cool
I can beat Mick at drag racing
Strick is a very cool dude
Driving from Reno to San Jose can take up to 9 hours
I like hotel rooms with giant mirrors everywhere
Mick can jump
If Heather asks you to burry your rear wheel in the sand, stop before you can't see the swingarm
I can't jump
I can beat Mick at drag racing if he misses a gear in the middle
Pierre
Canadians are way sicker than French
I can beat Mick at drag racing
Natalie can break an arm and pretend it's just a bruise
If you can't find a trail to the top of a mountain just cut a new one
When cutting a new trail up a Mountain make sure you are not leading a group ride
Antelope herds are cool
I can beat Mick at drag racing
Strick is a very cool dude
Driving from Reno to San Jose can take up to 9 hours
I like hotel rooms with giant mirrors everywhere
Mick can jump
If Heather asks you to burry your rear wheel in the sand, stop before you can't see the swingarm
I can't jump
I can beat Mick at drag racing if he misses a gear in the middle
Pierre
firecracker22
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D36-108A said:
he he he This is true. :laugh: