Things To Never Say To A Cop...

[FLYIN_KAW]

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.


7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.




12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" :aj: :)

 

[KTMKyd]

gee, this was a little late :confused:
See http://www.dirtrider.net/forums3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48701

 

[FLYIN_KAW]

whoops didn't see that one. Just got this in my email. hahaha.
Oh well guess us Canadians always get the jokes 10 years after they are out EH!!!:)

 

[sfc crash]

this place rocks! gotta go tho, just got my new REO speed wagon album, cant tune a fish, dying to hear the new stuf!...ladies and gentlemen, supreme wiener..sfc crash ;)