today's FUNNY

[ellandoh]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!'"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."

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[kawicam125]

funny stuff :cool:

 

[ls1cameric]

lol....

 

[kmccune]

:laugh:

Now don't spead bad that bad that arround..... ;) :laugh:

 

[MrLuckey]

:laugh:

Now don't spead bad that bad that arround..... ;) :laugh:

Wha? Beer testing again? lmao

 

[*KISSofDEATH*]

LOL thats a good one ellan:nod:

:laugh:

Now don't spead bad that bad that arround..... ;) :laugh:

I think he's saying something to us:whoa:

 

[Okiewan]

Wha? Beer testing again? lmao

Maybe we need somekind of virtual PWI Ticket? We'll call it a V-PWIT. :think:

 

[ellandoh]

it's a new day

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!".

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!".

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

 

[Okiewan]

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Okay! Deal.

 

[06yz]

:laugh:

Now don't spead bad that bad that arround..... ;) :laugh:

Is this an old form of pig latin? :coocoo:

 

[mxgirl118]

lmao that was good