Top 10 "Bubba"comments overheard lately

JMD

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Jul 11, 2001
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And now, from our home office in McKinney, Texas, the Top 10 Comments We've overheard about Bubba lately:

Number 10: Was that a face plant, or is he just doing “the worm” again?
Number 9. I’ve seen him dance; are you sure he’s not white?
Number 8. I’ve got your “sprinkler” right here.
Number 7. Let’s see: Fifth, crash. Third, crash. Win, crash. Win—what comes next?
Number 6. I think that’s the Bubba Scrub, but I didn’t know he did it with his face.
Number 5. Carmichael has a move named after him, too, and he does it every year. They call it the Title Grab.
Number 4. So many champions to disrespect, so little time.
Number 3. I hear he’s exactly what NASCAR is looking for: a cocky, trash talking, crash-prone newbie from the farm leagues who wears outrageous outfits while he bad-mouths the legendary champions of the sport and does embarrassing little end-zone dances when he wins. Oh wait, I was thinking of Wrestlemania.
Number 2. Shut up and sing; er, race.

And the number one comment overheard lately about Bubba:

At least he’s not Alessi.
 

samham

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Nov 22, 2002
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I am a bubba fan and time will tell. I have no problem with you doubters and haters as long as you admit you are wrong when the time comes....smirk : )
 

crazyYammi

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Aug 31, 2004
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If you took out the dancing references this could be about Bob Hannah.

JMD said:
And now, from our home office in McKinney, Texas, the Top 10 Comments We've overheard about Bubba lately:

Number 10: Was that a face plant, or is he just doing “the worm” again?
Number 9. I’ve seen him dance; are you sure he’s not white?
Number 8. I’ve got your “sprinkler” right here.
Number 7. Let’s see: Fifth, crash. Third, crash. Win, crash. Win—what comes next?
Number 6. I think that’s the Bubba Scrub, but I didn’t know he did it with his face.
Number 5. Carmichael has a move named after him, too, and he does it every year. They call it the Title Grab.
Number 4. So many champions to disrespect, so little time.
Number 3. I hear he’s exactly what NASCAR is looking for: a cocky, trash talking, crash-prone newbie from the farm leagues who wears outrageous outfits while he bad-mouths the legendary champions of the sport and does embarrassing little end-zone dances when he wins. Oh wait, I was thinking of Wrestlemania.
Number 2. Shut up and sing; er, race.

And the number one comment overheard lately about Bubba:

At least he’s not Alessi.
 

YZ165

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May 4, 2004
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Love him or hate him, he's "next".
 

weimedog

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Nov 21, 2000
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I like No 11 (bubba wins again)....


And he IS doing to this racing world what Bob Hannah did before him. And its a great thing to watch. And I like to say I told you (At least Some of you!) so about RC as well! (relative to pressure)
 

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