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[QUOTE="Jon K., post: 697529, member: 22460"] [B]It's good to be a man. [/B] Your butt is never a factor in a job interview. Your belly usually hides your big hips. You don't have to shave below your neck. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. Wedding Dress, $2,000. Tux rental, $100. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too "icky". If you retain water, it's in a canteen. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. One mood, all the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me." If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24, in minutes. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. One wallet, one color, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. The world is your urinal [/QUOTE]
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