President George W. Bush and Secretary Of State Colin Powell are sitting in a bar....A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III...." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time around, and also one blonde with big boobs."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the
shoulder, and says:
"You see, smart ass, I TOLD you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"
:p
The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III...." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time around, and also one blonde with big boobs."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the
shoulder, and says:
"You see, smart ass, I TOLD you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"
:p