President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real
honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill
a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
says, "See, smart @ss?! I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Iraqis!"
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real
honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill
a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
says, "See, smart @ss?! I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Iraqis!"
