Warning!

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING:
the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you kan tipe reel goood. (i.e. PWI)