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> >1972: Long hair
> >2002: Longing for hair
> >
> >1972: The perfect high
> >2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
> >
> >1972: KEG
> >2002: EKG
> >
> >1972: Acid rock
> >2002: Acid reflux
> >
> >1972: Moving to California because it's cool
> >2002: Moving to California because it's warm
> >
> >1972: Growing pot
> >2002: Growing pot belly
> >
> >1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> >2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> >
> >1972: Seeds and stems
> >2002: Roughage
> >
> >1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
> >2002: Popping joints
> >
> >1972: Killer weed
> >2002: Weed killer
> >
> >1972: Hoping for a BMW
> >2002: Hoping for a BM
> >
> >1972: The Grateful Dead
> >2002: Dr. Kevorkian
> >
> >1972: Going to a new, hip, joint
> >2002: Receiving a new hip joint
> >
> >1972: Rolling Stones
> >2002: Kidney Stones
> >
> >1972: Being called into the principal's office
> >2002: Calling the principal's office
> >
> >1972: Disco
> >2002: Costco
> >
> >1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> >2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
> >
> >1972: Taking acid
> >2002: Taking antacid
> >
> >1972: Passing the drivers' test
> >2002: Passing the vision test
> >
> >1972: Whatever
> >2002: Depends
> >
> >Just in case you weren't feeling too old yet, this will certainly
change things:
> >
> >Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a
list
> >to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's
> >incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
> >
> >The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
> >born in 1983.
> >
> >They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
> >
> >Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> >
> >Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic!
> >
> >The CD was introduced the year they were born.
> >
> >They have always had an answering machine.
> >
> >They have always had cable.
> >
> >They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
> >
> >Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> >
> >Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
> >
> >They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> >
> >They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
> >
> >They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
> >
> >They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel",
or
> >"de plane Boss, de plane".
> >
> >They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
> >
> >Michael Jackson has always been white.
> >
> >McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
> >
> >They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter
:(
> >2002: Longing for hair
> >
> >1972: The perfect high
> >2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
> >
> >1972: KEG
> >2002: EKG
> >
> >1972: Acid rock
> >2002: Acid reflux
> >
> >1972: Moving to California because it's cool
> >2002: Moving to California because it's warm
> >
> >1972: Growing pot
> >2002: Growing pot belly
> >
> >1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> >2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> >
> >1972: Seeds and stems
> >2002: Roughage
> >
> >1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
> >2002: Popping joints
> >
> >1972: Killer weed
> >2002: Weed killer
> >
> >1972: Hoping for a BMW
> >2002: Hoping for a BM
> >
> >1972: The Grateful Dead
> >2002: Dr. Kevorkian
> >
> >1972: Going to a new, hip, joint
> >2002: Receiving a new hip joint
> >
> >1972: Rolling Stones
> >2002: Kidney Stones
> >
> >1972: Being called into the principal's office
> >2002: Calling the principal's office
> >
> >1972: Disco
> >2002: Costco
> >
> >1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> >2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
> >
> >1972: Taking acid
> >2002: Taking antacid
> >
> >1972: Passing the drivers' test
> >2002: Passing the vision test
> >
> >1972: Whatever
> >2002: Depends
> >
> >Just in case you weren't feeling too old yet, this will certainly
change things:
> >
> >Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a
list
> >to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's
> >incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
> >
> >The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
> >born in 1983.
> >
> >They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
> >
> >Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> >
> >Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic!
> >
> >The CD was introduced the year they were born.
> >
> >They have always had an answering machine.
> >
> >They have always had cable.
> >
> >They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
> >
> >Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> >
> >Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
> >
> >They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> >
> >They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
> >
> >They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
> >
> >They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel",
or
> >"de plane Boss, de plane".
> >
> >They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
> >
> >Michael Jackson has always been white.
> >
> >McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
> >
> >They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter
:(
