what about robots?

[areaman]

they're everywhere.

you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. you need to feel safe. and that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time. and when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.

be careful out there.

 

[dirt bike dave]

they're everywhere.

you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. you need to feel safe. and that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time. and when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves.

be careful out there.

Thanks for your concern. I'll take your word for it.

Any sign of robots around your area today? Were they trying to fit you into a funny looking jacket? :coocoo:

 

[RM85rider123]

This must be terminator 3 or something. lol.

Methinks you have the right actor the wrong movie

 

[Green Horn]

areaman has issues.

 

[Kawidude]

Methinks you have the right actor the wrong movie

It sounds more like Predator 3 to me! ;)

 

[RM85rider123]

It sounds more like Predator 3 to me! ;)

:laugh: .

 

[Chili]

I deny all existence of robots....

 

[biglou]

As long as said robots live in Asomov's universe, we should be just fine:

Asimov's three rules of robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

 

[dirt bike dave]

As long as said robots live in Asomov's universe, we should be just fine:

Asimov's three rules of robotics:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

So does eating old people's meds for fuel violate Asimov's Laws of Robotics? I'm guessing it does. The grabbing with the strong metal claws sounds out of line, too.

I'm thinking Areaman ate a few meds. To keep them ouf of the hands of the robots, of course.

 

[biglou]

I'm thinking Areaman ate a few meds. To keep them ouf of the hands of the robots, of course.

Hey, wait a minute! That sounds suspiciously like Rule #3!

 

[LEllis7motox]

I deny all existence of robots....

Robot! :whoa:

 

[LEllis7motox]

http://www.dirtrider.net/forums3/showthread.php?t=163344 :yikes:

 

[Papakeith]

huh?

 

[Solid State]

Pajamas were and are still comfortable to me and to a lot of Foochows in Sibu.

 

[2-Strokes 4-ever]

Any robot, Bruce Lee, Kung Fu, Rifleman, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Chuck Norris even... would run from this like a scared kitten.

 

[Jamir]

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[XRpredator]

if there's one thing we can all agree to in the affirmative:

that areaman cat is one weird dude :coocoo:

 

[areaman]

you all laugh now but when the metal ones come, and they will, you won't be laughing anymore.

 

[_JOE_]

Only if they show up before the Aliens........ :yikes: