What are some of your favorite lines from movies?

[jeffd]

This thread on Mojo got me thinkin' :think:

Since Okie admited the Mojo stuff comes from Austin Powers and there were other references to TV and movies I thought it would be kind of neat to see what everyone's favorite lines from movies are.

I'll start with a few of mine:

Practically anything from "Raising Arizona" especially the scene when the old timer picks up HI when he has pantyhose on his head and the geezer says in a thick southern drawl "Son, you have a painty on yer head!"

The Princess Bride - "No more rhymes and I mean it!" and Fescik (sp) answers back "Anybody want a peanut?"

From Oh Brother Where Art Thou - "Sir, some of yer foldin' money's done come un-stove..."
-and-
"Come on boys! I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!"

Let's see what movie stuff is stuck your head!

-jeffd

 

[Brian]

I've always thought it was funny that Steve McQueen entered the Elsinore as Harvey Hushman...Come on, you guys have gotta know what that's from, right! :eek:

 

[BunduBasher]

poo-poo heads - a bugs life :moon:

 

[Brian]

-"Who ordered the poo-poo platter?"
Also from a bugs life :eek:

 

[txvintage]

Originally posted by Stan_Flemmings
I've always thought it was funny that Steve McQueen entered the Elsinore as Harvey Hushman...Come on, you guys have gotta know what that's from, right! :eek:

Yo Stan, that would be Mushman :)

 

[Rattletrap'83CR480]

Dr. Evil in Therapy

:p
"Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard stuff, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's really quite breathtaking." :aj:

 

[YZDezertGuy]

my personal favorite has to be from Joe Dirt - "Keep on keepin on!"

 

[DKT735]

From Cool Hand Luke:
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

From Terminator
"I'll be back"

From Ghost Busters
"No job is too big, no fee is too big."

From Wall Street
"Greed is good"

Any one else?

 

[LWilson250]

"We are the knights who say NI"

"It's only a fleshwound"

"Come back here, I'll bite your legs off"

You all should know where thats from...

Lee W.

 

[rickyd]

" I I I I I Gotta go pee" from Pulp Fiction, cracks me up everytime i see it.. The situation is all tense and Honey Bunny needs to go to the can HAHAHA

 

[splatt]

"You`re in more dire need of a b@# j@# than any white man in history."

 

[BEEF706]

"Times is hard when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that" Better of Dead
"African or European swallow?" you know that one
"in the words of Socrates,"I drank What?" Real genius.
"Rose goes in the front big guy" Bull Durham.
and my favorite "there's no crying in baseball" :whiner: :confused:

 

[yzracer49]

ahh... where to start?

Lwilson, your are of the right frame of mind. Anything from Holy Grail is good.

We're going to need a biger boat! Jaws

Doesn't anyone knock anymore!?
Dude, relax, my fater is a TV repair man. He's got an awsome set of tools. We can fix it. Fast times at Ridgmont High.

Snakes, why dos it have to be snakes. Indiana Jones

Your car is uglier then me
What color is that, a cross between piss yellow and puke green?
Aint he neat. Amercian Graffitti (sp)

 

[CRguyStan]

"Anyone that says that money is the root of all evil...doesn't have any"
Boiler Room


"Hushpuppies daddy" Smokey and the Bandit

"Keepin up with foreign relations, you know, givin him the bird" Top Gun

"I wipe my own a$%" Big Daddy

"If this is your first night, you have to fight" Fight Club


Just a few I like.
Stan

 

[KTMdude911]

"Life is like aq box a chocolates you never know what your gonna get" Forest Gump

 

[Filthy McNasty]

"And so he says, "rectum? Damn near killed 'em!!!" Farley

 

[KTMdude911]

"Fat guy in little jacket"
"Oouch thats gonna leave a mark" Tommy Boy

 

[XRpredator]

"I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my rifle to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he be a white man. It is a good rifle, and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Sincerley, Hatchet Jack." -- Jeremiah Johnson

 

[Grady]

AND don't forget an all-time Dirtbike HERO!

'That was really neat'

(Malcolm Smith @ the finish of the Baja 500) or was it 1000?

 

[dell30rb]

" Now what did we learn about women today?" "Starting the conversation is half the battle" - Big Daddy

 

[VintageDirt]

"Pilgrim, you caused alot of trouble this morning; might have got someone killed and someone ought to belt ya in the mouth. But I won't...I won't! The hell I won't" McCLINTOCK----John Wayne---

 

[VintageDirt]

True Grit

"I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man."----Ned Pepper (Robert Duval)----
followed by

"Fill your hand, you S.O.B!" ----Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne)----

 

[jmics19067]

"I once knew a man witha wooden leg named Smith"
"really what was the name of his other leg?'
walt disneys mary poppins

" to be the scourge of the A,B Seas all you need is Arrrrr!"
tigger singing about being pirate in winnie the pooh

yeesh I hafta stop watching movies with my kids

also I love the quote" you will be guaranteed a fair and speedy trial ,afterwhich you will be hung by the neck until dead"
Judge Roy Bean

 

[2001yz250]

"Vengance is mine sayeth the Lord, but that doesn't restrict the tools he uses!" Telly Savalas - Force 10 from Navarone or The Dirty Dozen, I can't remember which.

 

[JuliusPleaser]

"DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!!" (A very creepy Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet )

"Stab it and steer, baby!" (Nicolas Cage as he's leaving prison in Wild At Heart )

"I'm a donkey on the edge!" (Shrek )

The ENTIRE script from Pulp Fiction. :cool:

I could do this all day. ;)