What are some of your favorite lines from movies?

[marcv125]

http://dirtrider.net/forums3/showthread.php?threadid=33288&highlight=movie+lines

Here ya go!!

 

[jeffd]

Originally posted by DKT735
From Cool Hand Luke:
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

I was wondering if there were any more Cool Hand Luke fans out there. That film is one of my by-gosh all-time favorites!

-LUKE!
-THAT DITCH IS
BOSS KEEN'S DITCH.
-THAT DIRT IN IT'S
YOUR DIRT.
-WHAT'S YOUR DIRT
DOIN' IN HIS DITCH?
-I DON'T KNOW, BOSS.

and

SHAKIN' IT OVER HERE BOSS!

Check out http://geocities.com/classicmoviescripts/script/coolhandluke.txt for the transcript. I love this kind of stuff!

We have some pretty good lines here folks. Keep 'em comin'!

-jeffd

 

[Sawblade]

Another good John Wayne line. "If they cross the river pilgram, baptize em".

 

[BEEF706]

Two fo my faves from "The outlaw Josie Wales"
Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.
Buzzard gotta eat same as worms.

and one final thought, "I wave my private parts at you you tiny minded wiper of other people's bottoms."
:)

 

[el presidente]

anything from monty python and The Holy Grail is good

"Bring out your dead"


"who was that"
"must be a king"
"how do u know that?"
"he ain't got **** all over him"


"well knight who say "NI" we have brought you your shrubbery"
"we the knights who say "NI" have yet another task for you"
"you must bring us another shrubbery"
"place it just behind this one, only alittle higher, so we have a nice layering effect, w/ alittle path down the middle"
"and then after u bring us yet another shrubbery, you must, cut down the largest tree in the forest w/ a HERRING"
:)

 

[Tennessee Thumper]

"I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people,and kill them.I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill."-Private Joker "Full Metal Jacket"

 

[slickhenry]

You just killed an unarmed man!
Well he should have armed himself...

Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven.
There are many cool lines in that one.

 

[slickhenry]

Also...
... and now I'm gonna kill you. Any man that doesn't want to get killed better clear out.

Same movie.

 

[rumblefish]

"I like to play" -Dana Carvey, from Wayne's World

"Cash Money, I love Hong Kong" -Van Damme, from Double Impact

"I smell varmit poontang, and the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang" -Bill Murray, from Caddy Shack

I could go on all day, but three is good.

 

[Filthy McNasty]

Caddyshack: "The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny."

Blazing Saddles: "Excuse me while I whip this out"

 

[Neil Wig]

"My people, they love me......PULL" Hystory of the world.

 

[Barbaduke]

"Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!" Blazin Saddles
"If you dont go over to sunnys partment tonight, theres a good chance I might develop a studder. Pu-pu-pu-pulease dont do this to me." Big Daddy
THen theres one from Hardball I like but I dont know exactally how it goes. It starts, "Let me break it down for ya...."G-Baby

 

[Hucker]

Good Will Hunting:

..knocks on glass...

"Do you like apples?"

Guy inside. "Yeah"

Puts napkin up to window with girls name/number on it.

"Well I got her number, how do you like them apples!!"

 

[jharmon]

YOU LOOK LIKE TWO HUNDRED POUNDS OF CHEWED BUBBLE GUM PRIVATE PYLE.

Sir, yes sir.


Full Metal Jacket

 

[jc220]

"killer boats man" & "i thought the rocky mountains would have been a little more rockier - yeah, that john denver is full of sh@# man" and basically the whole rest of Dumb & Dumber. greatest movie ever made

 

[Barbaduke]

"basically the whole rest of Dumb & Dumber. greatest movie ever made"
YEA! I like "Just go Man." on the scooter. :confused: :)

 

[yzguy15]

KTMdude11 - I believe that you mean "fat guy in a little COAT". That's ok though, rookie mistake ;)

 

[zio]

"So the next day, my father went to see him; only this time with Luca Brasi. An' within an hour, he signed a release, for a certified check for $1000."

"How'd he do that?"

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse."

"What was that?"

"Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract. That's a true story. That's my family, Kay, it's not me."

 

[zio]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

 

[zio]

And from something a bit more "western",

"I'm your Huckleberry."

 

[gntlyMMEx]

killer qoutes

----------DONNIE BRASCO----------------------------
'a cadillac's much better than a lincoln. it's got more power, better handling, more leg room for yo legs...it's got more power'
'you just said that'
'what?'
'you just said more power'
'eh, fugghedaboutit!'
- Lefty to Donnie
-----------------------------------------------------------
DOGMA:
'if there were like 5 minutes left till the end of the world, then would you?'
'in that HIGHLY unlikely situation, .... yes.'
'she's a slut, bwouingggg'
- Jay

 

[Fe_princess]

Son, you gotta a pantie on yer head, Raizing Arizona...
What's your damage, Heather. Heather's...

 

[crkid]

not an exact quote, but pretty close: "take you rifles and give them a girl's name because this is the only **** you are gonna get for the next 6 weeks!"

full metal jacket

 

[el presidente]

that blind kid on dumb and dumber, he says as he strokes his decapitaded bird

"pretty bird"
"pretty bird"

thats hilarious

 

[BEEF706]

How could I have forgotten tombstone?
"yes, you are a good woman, of course you may also be the anti-christ"