What'd that sign say?

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Howser03

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Septic company's usually have the best. cause the ppl that are willing to work around ppl's crap all day must have a sense of humor :moon: :uh:

 

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Tod

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At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results

Doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases

Toyko hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please do not read notice.

Toyko rental car brochure:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

 

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IrishEKU

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Originally posted by Tod
At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results

Doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases

Toyko hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please do not read notice.

Toyko rental car brochure:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

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:) Somethings just don't translate well to English do they?

Phillip

 

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Rattletrap'83CR480

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• Oct 4, 2002

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A Japanese train station restroom sign

For Restrooms, Go Back Toward Your Behind :uh:

 

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Rattletrap'83CR480

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• Oct 4, 2002

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Dry cleaners always seem to have some good ones.

Drop your pants here and you'll receive prompt attention

Please drive safely, blood stains are difficult to remove

Also, there is a strip club with a sign that reads, Get your laptop serviced here

 

JPIVEY

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• Oct 4, 2002

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Local gravel truck, on the back gate said " Happiness is a good dump"

 

LoriKTM

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• Oct 7, 2002

• #32

Just saw this one at a corner gas station/mini-mart:

"FREE
Ride in a Police Car if you are caught shoplifting from this store!"

 

Rooster

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• Oct 8, 2002

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Septic Service in Central Iowa: "We take crap from anyone"

 

kdxtaz

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• Oct 8, 2002

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On a septic truck;
"Your poop is our bread & butter" :eek:

 

mx547

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• Oct 8, 2002

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on a surgeon's office:

"Circumcisions, Half Off."

 

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RYDMOTO

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• Oct 9, 2002

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Septic truck: We take a lot of **** from a lot of people,but we won't take any **** fron bin Laden. I have the pic.....wish i could post it.

 

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jmics19067

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• Oct 10, 2002

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a friend of mine who works at a sewer plant has a phony liscence plate that says" I 'm tired of you're crap"

gabage trucks in my area have" caution this truck has bad breath" written on the back

 

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xr400xr50r

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• Oct 11, 2002

• #38

here's a good one!

 

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Zsolt67

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• Oct 15, 2002

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Here a pic from my trip to Puerto Rico. "Great Store"

 

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Todd Turner

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• Oct 19, 2002

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I'm in the chemical business (industrial cleaning) and have thought about getting a bumper sticker or sign for my building:
"Chemically dependent and proud of it!"