Patman

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I think they are all out looking for you Doc.:confused:
 

Sawblade

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If your not here, raise your hand! :confused:
 

ANGIE

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Confused

Most people are probably wandering around dazed and confused. For those who are married stay that way. Good or Bad just stay married. Its a hell of a lot better than the ole guessing game. Some people say they want a relationship and then you think OK and then they run like hell. Some people say they don't and the next thing ya know you have fatal attraction going on. Why can't it just be like the eighties???
 

smb_racing

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I've been gathering parts for a CR125 motor, happy to say the bottom end will be done by next weekend, now all I need is cash to get the cylinder reworked :think

also been working on some home improvement stuff, built a work bench and some racks to hang my riding gear on, this place is way too neat and organized now, I need to ride more :silly:
 

bbbom

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Sorry I was gone so long, but nice of you to ask!

That's what I told the boss after I got back from my 2 hour lunch.

I managed to lose my truck keys today at the TOP of the downhill mountain bike course I ride everyday. :scream:

Got back to the truck and, no keys. Had to ride the whole course over again! It was such a nice sunny 60 degree day, I don't think he believed me. But, there they were, at the top of the course, just to the right of the trail! Boy sometimes it just doesn't pay to tell the truth!! :confused:
 
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biglou

OK, Dr.B.

In all seriousness, I am contemplating building (read: fabricating) an RMF starting next spring! The deciding factor will be whether or not I can finish mine before Suzuki releases theirs! Going to use the beloved DRZ as the platform. Should be interesting, to say the least.:)
 

WoodsRider

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Re: Confused

Originally posted by ANGIE
Why can't it just be like the eighties???
Don't you mean the sixties?
 

cr250john

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I'm Here (I think)

I think we are all suffering the blues of in between MX & SX season.

Of course I'm sure ESPN will change their SX TV schedule on a whim again this season. :(

It has been quiet around here recently...
 

Dr.billZ

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Angie, step back from the machine. Very slowly, step back. You've been caught in the web too long.:eek: :eek: :eek:

bbbbbbbooooommmmm, good to hear from you again. You comin' for the Loretta Lynn Ride? Yeah, it is next week.

Just want to say to everyone here:
It's nice that we can still share this platform together, unlike some of our friends in New York, Washington, and Pa. My heart goes out to those families. I can't imagine the pain. It's good to be here, amongst friends.....even if Angie is way out there somewhere :)
 

Papakeith

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Re: Re: Confused

Originally posted by WoodsRider

Don't you mean the sixties?

:think Ya mean spitting up on Mommy, and poopin' in my shorts?:eek:

I think I'll take the eighties too!
 
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XRpredator

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er, that might be too much information Papakeith!:eek:

I'm over here, wherever "here" is!:confused: I wish I was over there, or maybe over there? Anywhere but here.

Time to head for the woods again . . .
 

WoodsRider

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Re: Re: Re: Confused

Originally posted by Papakeith
:think Ya mean spitting up on Mommy, and poopin' in my shorts?:eek:

I think I'll take the eighties too!
Don't get me wrong, I had fun during the 80's too... except for that time my college girlfriend and my "back home" girlfriend found out about eachother. :eek: From stud to dud in 30 seconds. :scream:

I just figured Angie was referring to those "free and open" relationships of the 60's. Not that I would know anything about that. My parents didn't wear long hair and traverse the country in a microbus selling bead jewelry.
 

ANGIE

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I thought that would get yalls attention. You wanted the pot stirred didn't ya? OK heres some more, Any DECENT single guys looking for a bad ass dirt biking girl to chase down the trails? Haven't found any so far there all married or lost. You said you wanted the pot stirred right???

STIRRRING STIRRING STIRRING STIRRING

:p :p :p :p

Yes trollimg I'll admit to it!!!!!!!
But if you want a dirtbike guy heres where ya gotta look!!!
 

TwinSpar

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Aug 18, 1999
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Angie,

You are severely limiting the pool of single male dirtbike riders (SMDR) by requesting DECENT. You have all the potentially DECENT males confused with your lack of qualifying "DECENT". Decent how? Looks, personality, manners, potty training, riding ability, personal hygiene, hairstyle, income, size (keep your mind out of the gutter, I meant height/wieght ;) ), age, or some combination of all of the above.

Man is a pretty simple animal and needs these things spelled out on occasion. :)
 
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biglou

Yoohoo, Angie.

I'm right here!:cool:

I have an impressive resume with references available upon request!
Plus I even put my picture in the "How far do you jump?" thread. (Not my best side, though!:D
 
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Dr.billZ

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Male's view of a male being decent:
1)Wakes up in the morning(maybe actually afternoon, but it really doesn't matter as long as you wake).
2)Lifts the lid and pisses(whether or not the lid gets back down is not important.... MOM taught us to raise it and that is all and if it's good enough for MOM..........................)
3)Goes to work. Work is work. If he don't make enough for HER to live the lifestyle SHE wants, that is too bad. Take what you get and be satisfied that he's stupid enough to do it.
4)Wants to have sex. Yeah it might be every second of every day, but be glad he wants to have it........................... with YOU.
5)Eats like a pig, burps, farts outloud. If his heart is beating, this WILL happen.
6)Has sex and falls asleep within 2 minutes afterward. If you want to be held afterward, do it fast, you only have 2 minutes.

Women's view of a decent man:
1)Wakes up early, makes breakfast and serves it to her in bed, with a vase of flowers on the side.
2)Tinkles in the appropriate place(and for God's sake NEVER OUTSIDE)....... does NOT make any noise doing it and remembers to put the lid back down and replaces the tissue when it's time to do so. Don't even talk about the other bodily function, let alone DO IT !!
3)Goes to work. Works long and hard and makes TONS of money, yet comes home and tends to the kids, takes out the garbage, mows the lawn, waters the flowers, fixes what ever needs to be fixed,does NOT MESS WITH THAT DAMN BIKE THAT ONLY TAKES TIME AND ATTENTION AWAY FROM HER, has sex no more than once every 2 weeks and holds her long enough for her to fall asleep(usually 2 hours) and then after no sleep whatsoever gets up and does it all over again.
4)never farts or burps and takes the blame for her doing so.
5)friends, what friends. SHE'S your only friend.
6)Talks to her.......NO ............. LISTENS TO HER.



-have fun with that one.
 
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