Who started DRN?

[indynotch50]

Who started this site and how can I get ahold of them?...


Thanks,
Chris

 

[VintageDirt]

DRN was started by a cave full of miniature lawn gnomes and ceramic butler monkeys. They just wanted to find a way to pass the time until the new millennium passed. They also invented the internet in their spare time since DRN wouldn’t have worked very well without some sort of cyber medium to carry it unsuspectingly into people’s bedrooms. Beware of trying to contact the creators of DRN (and the internet), because if you do, they will most certainly move into your house while you’re on vacation and eat all of your cheetos and ding-dongs. But then that’s your choice. Keep in mind that they are very odiferous since they rarely bathe. They are also known to ride your bikes during the week, while you’re at work and they never clean air filters either.

 

[FruDaddy]

Hasn't the Matrix taught us anything? It is often better to not know. However, now that it is out there, the creator should contact you shortly. Be very careful.

 

[CaptainObvious]

I'm sure once he gets out of custody, he'll be looking for you.