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TwinSpar

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Originally posted by bscottr


It had to be you that sent Elk the Mojo, albeit negative. AND if you didn't, I know you wanted too. :)

Wrong on both counts! But you put me in the negative Mojo kinda mood.... So I gave you some! :p
 

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:):):) Good morning Twinkie, finally roll outta bed!? Obviously on the wrong side!;) Nice hair, comb it with a firecracker did ya?
 

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Originally posted by TwinSpar
But you put me in the negative Mojo kinda mood.... So I gave you some! :p
Nice......very nice. :moon: Funny thing, you were the last person (aside from Elk) that I would have thought would have trouble telling the difference between an accusation and a joke. Hey, at least you had the brass to sign it. :) Thanks
 

TwinSpar

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Originally posted by bscottr

Funny thing, you were the last person (aside from Elk) that I would have thought would have trouble telling the difference between an accusation and a joke.

Actually... I had to sleep on the couch, my hair is so short it always looks like it was combed with the aid of a 220 outlet, my job blows... It's all made me a grumpy old man! "Back in my day, we didn't have any mojo and we liked it that way...." ;)

My joke meter is outa wack today. Damn job is driving my sense of humor away. :|
 

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Bummer Twinnie! I'll be damned if I have to sleep on the couch. That dang king size bed makes it possible to have ample space between Mrs. Elk and me when the need arises. ;) Here's a perscription for your slump:

Sell that damn Yamy, buy TWO Zukis (one for Sat and one for Sunday)
Shave your grape, don't worry about large "V" in your dome
Get a Govt. job!

The 3 steps to success by Elk, no need to send money, my way of helping a fellow downed rider!;):)
 

DANIEL JOSEPH

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Originally posted by a454elk
buy TWO Zukis (one for Sat and one for Sunday)
Is that so you have one to ride on Sunday after the one you rode on Saturday broke? :scream:
 

bscottr

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Originally posted by TwinSpar
my hair is so short it always looks like it was combed with the aid of a 220 outlet
Put your helmet back on. It's the cure for many things. :confused:
Originally posted by TwinSpar
... It's all made me a grumpy old man!
You have another month yet. XR Pred, got plenty of fuel?
Originally posted by TwinSpar
"Back in my day, we didn't have any mojo and we liked it that way...." ;)
Look on the bright side, you got a virgin with that negative 'jo. Since you're having a bad day I won't show you this :moon: again, even though I should. :)
 

TwinSpar

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Originally posted by DANIEL JOSEPH
Is that so you have one to ride on Sunday after the one you rode on Saturday broke? :scream:

They (Zukis) break just taking them off the workstand! :p
 

TwinSpar

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BTW... the part about the couch and hair was a joke! :moon:

The job does blow though....
 

a454elk

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The job blows?? I won't EVEN touch that one!:):) It's OK to admit if your hair is all jacked up though, you're among friends.;)
 

bsmith

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Don't let it get to you, if it's that bad leave work at the office and enjoy the rest of the day. I know the industry sucks, have you thought of looking for another job?

I've been taking 3-4 prozacs, It's seems to be helping ;)
 

TwinSpar

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OK... I admit it. My hair is perfect. I do have the worlds greatest barber to thank though........... ME! :)
 

YZ Joust

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Elk's Equation:

RM2=YZ(F)

Elk, let me correct your theory.... Two RMs will not equal one YZ or YZF. Your idea was good but here is how it should read:

YZ(F)=4RM

Translation: Take any YZ or YZF to your local Suzuki dealer and you can trade your one bike for 4 RMs. (Donut tire will cost you extra) :aj:
 

XRpredator

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bscottr asked:
You have another month yet. XR Pred, got plenty of fuel?
The WAAAAHmbulance is always warmed up and ready to roll! Even for grumpy old men. :)
 

TwinSpar

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Originally posted by bsmith
I know the industry sucks, have you thought of looking for another job?

Yup... The market sucks here in Dallas though. I'm actually kicking around the idea of moving back to the desert. I have an option that would make taking a low paying/low stress job feasible. I could also work at starting up a business on the side.
 

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Joust, is that the NEW math?:) YZ=poopoo=:moon: The "F" stands for fruitcake! :):)
 

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We laid off a few hundred in Plano a few weeks back. I don't think it's getting better any time soon. :think:
I personally feel that by the end of next quarter I will be working on the farm full time.
I've been thinking about starting my own business as well, Bobcat, tractor, and truck for hire. Less stress, no boss(except wife), and work my own hours.
Se ya later technology!!! At least until things pick back up :D , I sure like the benefits, except of course my stock options :|

But then again money is not everything :eek: and my kids would agree!!!
 

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Originally posted by XRpredator
The WAAAAHmbulance is always warmed up and ready to roll! Even for grumpy old men. :)
:) :)

I'm telling ya, he has 25 days 'til old.

TS,
Hang in there man. The market has got to turn around soon, at least that's what I keep telling myself. :D
 

a454elk

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Read it and weep, 2 count them 2 Zuki's, Elk Jr. made a smart decision when purchasing his new bike!;):)
 

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Originally posted by TwinSpar
OK... I admit it. My hair is perfect. I do have the worlds greatest barber to thank though........... ME! :)
(Previouly unseen photo of Twinnie cutting his hair with a Flowbee)
 

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TwinSpar

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Originally posted by bscottr

I'm telling ya, he has 25 days 'til old.

I've never had a problem with the age thing.... see my signature. :)

Hell.... I'm probably going to stay in the 30+ class to race with friends rather than move up to 40+ where I could place better!

Alright Already! Enough of this doodoo.... XRSweetie, take your WAAAMBULANCE and drive out to CA where it's needed. All those damn Zuki riders are always bawling cause their yellow toys constantly break. Why do you think Elk won't ride out of sight of his truck? It's too far to push the Zuki back when it inevitably dies.
 

TwinSpar

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Originally posted by Julius Pleaser
(Previouly unseen photo of Twinnie cutting his hair with a Flowbee)

Good one JP! :)

See.... I'm way off today. I never would have left that haircut comment on table on a normal day. Way too much ammo for you jokers!
 
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