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Woodsy Ride Report: On Any Monday Trail Riders: Ride Date 12 April 2005
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[QUOTE="woodsy, post: 907634, member: 27856"] Captain's Log: Trail Date 12 - 04 - 05 0900 hours - Wake up ya louse - your suppose to ride today. 0910 - actually open eyes 0950 - brush teeth 0960 - put boots on wrong feet 0961 - tell wife and daughter I love them as they are taking money from my wallet to go shopping while I am out playing. 0970 - leave for Cedar 0971 - forgot gas - went back to garage 1010 - arrive Cedar Creek 1011 - upset because no new riders, gotta ride with lowlifes again, no Bigeasy or nephew CW - consider going home but to nice of a day 1020 - noticed friend Larry still has screws in front and back tires on his CR - says he will try to take it easy on trails 1022 - LT announces that he would like to drive north in cars instead of riding bikes North - convinced him otherwise by saying he would have to pay for gas. 1050 - Ted makes snippy comment about whether or not I am going to get everybody lost again. 1060 - depart for "atta way" 1120 - have our "Monday Riders Drag Race" - LT and Larry battle for lead 1121 - LT and Larry disappear in cloud of dust just as it appears Larry is winning 1125 - While in forward motion going across field I converse with Larry about beating LT. 1126 - Handle bar on my TTR225 goes under Larrys barkbuster perfecty locking bars together 1126.5 - Forward motion comes to sliding halt 1126.8 wipe dirt out of teeth and eyes 1128 - ask Larry why he did that 1140 - Larry finishes explaining why fall was my fault 1141 - I thank Larry for not falling on top of me 1200 - proceed North by Northwest with expetition 1300 - pull into small old church by Walkerville to use outside portipotty - oder from poo-poo in riding pants that happened during earlier dirt sampling is starting to smell. 1312 - outhouse starts to shake and move from side to side 1313 - I scream for whoever is trying to tip over the outhouse to STOP IT!!! 1314 - Run out of outhouse to see 2 apprentice ROTTEN SUCKERS and one Master Of The Rotten Sucker trade laughing at me.. 1320 - LT notices his rear tire is flat 1322 - LT leaves us standing by old church and goes toward Walkerville to see if he can fix tire 1323 - Woodsy, Ted and Larry laugh at Randy because he thinks we are behiind him but we arent and he NEVER looks back! 1350 - Arrive Walkerville, Randy's tire still flat 1351 - INCA has bad oil leak 1475 - Ted and Woodsy repair INCA while other two chowderheads eat sandwiches/drink pop and ask how the repair is doing 1515 - gas up 1530 - LT announces he and Larry are not going further 1530.5 - Woodsy annouces he and Ted are not going home 1531 - LT trys to explain to me how to find trail north of us 1532 - I explain to LT that I dont need any help as I always know exactly where I am 1550 - Randy and Larry go back to Muskegon I notice they are laughing and shaking their heads as I depart with Young Ted to parts unknown. 1551 - feeling of being lost is starting to set in. 1575 - though not announced to crew - I am certain that indeed we are LOST! 1600 - MCCCT appears out of no where!! 1601 - After using my expertese in Trail Locating I stop for brief reminder session to remind Young Ted to never, never NEVER do I want to hear him say that I get us lost as I just successfully got us to the parts unknown. 1650 - After riding single track for many miles, riding two track for many more miles we came to intersection.. I made wrong turn 1651 - made another wrong turn 1651.5 - still another wrong turn and I fear my leadership skill is back in question 1700 - arrive "Whats His Faces" on US10 1702 - Ted and I laugh because "Whats His Face" is not outside selling gas out of 55 gallon drum for 3.90 a gallon like at ROS! 1800 - arrive Lincoln Hills Bridge - THE BOON TRAIL - after over a year of not riding my favorite trail I am surprised to find it in perfect shape!! 1810 - see "sign" for first time!! REALLY SPECIAL!! 1811 - take some pics - ride some trail and head home 1860 - arrive Irons for gas - I go on reserve 2 mile out of town - Ted runs dry as we pull into lot - whew!! 1900 - leave for home "flying by guages" (Teds new GLS system) 2000 - getting dark and VERY cold!! Feels like -20 but actual air temp is 36. 2050 - Ted notices ice on the side of the road 2100 - Arrive Walkerville - Ted mumbles something about this spot looking familiar 2250 - still dark and much colder as we arrive back at Cedar Creek with 210 miles down for the day! 2251 - Ask Ted if he would like to sleep at my house 2252 - Ted can not turn me down this time because he is frozen solid and he cant talk! 2300 - arrive at CW's house to fix his tractor before goign home 2305 - borrow CW's kerosene heater to thaw Ted out 2350 - Ted is able to talk again and he says he is TIRED! NOTE - first time I have ever heard him say this even though he is only 77 years old ! 2360 - arrive home, fill Ted with Chicken Noodle soup, build fire in wood stove for him and show him to extra bedroom (sheesh, some people want EVERYTHING - food, heat AND SLEEP :laugh: 0030 - snoring coming from extra bedroom where YOung Ted sleepeth! WOW WHAT A DAY!!! If your not riding your missing it - IT IS AWESOME OUT THERE!! Woodsy [/QUOTE]
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