Woodsy's Situation Thread

Jerrit

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Strippers

YZMAN, your supposed to get all the strippers in town to know you by your first name BEFORE you get married!

I got a friend who went to a strip club in Gary, IN on his birthday...the girls set him in a chair against the pole on the stage and she was thrusting her crotch into his face pretty hard...he said he wasent enjoying it at all, anyway, the chair slipped out from under him and he hit his head on the stage floor and was knocked out for a minute or two.
They all took him in the back room and said they were sorry, gave him a few free passes and sent him off.

The moral of the story (i guess)...strippers are good to look at, but thats about it! :yeehaw:

Jerrit
 

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And I'm a devil with angelic wings.
Woodsy - Please check the sentence previous to the one you quoted me on. I actually missed the first part of what you and Don were talking about, and thought it was the card. Therefore my answer was with respect to the card only. As for backpeddling, not if I can help it. As far as I'm concerned, the angel and the devil are in solid agreement to relish being Rotten Suckers. Like the mouse said after lapping up the beer from the bar room floor - bring on your --------cats.

A Rotten Sucker, to the core.
 

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Ohhhh, I get it now Ted. It was all a complete misunderstanding right from the get go... OK, I tell you what we should do - you just go ahead and spill the beans on how Renie knew you were you and I will be completely understanding as to the misunderstanding :)
That way we can all start out the New Year with a clean slate and not be carrying any of last years "rottenness" into next years sweetness. :laugh:
Not to sound pessimistic but I wont be holding my breath for this one! :coocoo:
Woodsy
 

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Father Nelson has been to confession,
But Woodsy wasn't in on the session.
So he doesn't know what was said,
For if he did, someone would be 'dead'.

The angel and the devil are a band,
And this you must understand.
They know how Renie knew the name,
While the card she sent is another game.

A clean slate for the New Year?
Was it ever dirty Woodsy dear?
Should the investigation restart,
The devil will do his part.

Now here is a deal,
That should appeal.
Breakfast up Renie's way,
Is bound to make your day.

Young Ted
 

Godzuki

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i have no idea whats going on here but that was a nice poem hehe, also im not willing to go through all 26 pages to find out either i went back 2 and started. it does sound interesting though what ever the secret is.
 

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Jim - The name secret starts on Woodsy's ride reports thread for April 4th & 5th, 2004. The card secret starts on this thread in late July or early August. Woodsy's secret really isn't, as he gets lost anyway.
Safe for now, from the other side of the lake.
Young Ted
 

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secrets? There are NO secrets with this bunch of yahoos.. Miss one little corner or a gas stop on a short trail ride and the WHOLE world knows about it :rotfl:

Another update..
My day long stay at the Surgeons office yesterday resulted in:
1. Spinal blocks starting in December for C-6 (shoulder/arm pain and numbness) and continuing on with C-7 later during the winter.
2. Spinal surgery AGAIN as soon as this spring if spinal blocks prove positive but do not resolve nerve impingement/loss (they did the same thing with my lumbar region).
3. More CT scans coming in December/Janurary on my L5/S1 fusion - doctors are concerned about possible nerve damage causing drop foot. Looking closely at rejection or movement of the screws holding the Ti in place..
4. I have been rejected for the Charite Artificial Disc at L-3.. I simply dont have enough bone structure left to support it.. Dr. Pratt said that if I were 65 + they would consider it, 80 year old spines in 49 year old bodies dont count :think: No pain associated with L-3 (only numbness) so, considering my condition, I may just have to live with the damage...

and the saga continues... :coocoo:
Woodsy
 

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Hey... Hi Mark!!! Yes I did recieve your very positive e-mail! As always, THANKS FOR THE WORD OF HOPE :cool:
I am going to try and reach you again here shortly.....
Wodsy
 

Godzuki

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now that isnt the short 7mile to boone 80 mile trail ride your talking about are you, cause i missed the gas stop to hehe, but i had the exxon valdez gas tank on so i was okay with it.hehe
 

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Godzuki said:
now that isnt the short 7mile to boone 80 mile trail ride your talking about are you, cause i missed the gas stop to hehe, but i had the exxon valdez gas tank on so i was okay with it.hehe

Yea Zuk, that particular jaunt certainly qualifies for part of my word picture!! The thought just occured to me that its folks like you and I who give companys like Clark and IMS a fighting chance in the aftermarket tanker business... I guess that makes us Economic Hero's of sorts ;)
We gotta go up and ride that trail sometime, I would REALLY like a shot at testing your "Valdez's" reach :aj:

Woodsy
 

YZMAN400

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Woodsy. You dont need to test Zuki's Range. I know for a fact that Godzuki will run out of gas looong before his gas tank does.
 

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Cabin fever must have set in over on the west side. There he is talking to Santa with his unlimited calling plan. It has to be that way and not in person. Without trees on the polar cap, how could he get lost? Since he arrives ‘there’ by getting lost, the conclusion is that he didn’t get to the North Pole. On the other hand, it isn’t fair to pick on someone without giving credit where it has justly been earned. He did a first class diplomatic service in calming the waters in the Brain Storm. The best part is that the end produced laughter.
Well done and simply put by a fine brother. Thank you Woodsy

Young Ted
 
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