yarbonwick
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- Mar 7, 2000
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1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of three.
4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next
to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you
still answer the phone
in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally insert a "9"
to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three
different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with
Velcro.
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
news.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you
lost all of your
best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do
your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more
likely to get
long-service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the
Third World countries
annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant
knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the
starting salary.
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple
diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art
laptop with all the
latest features, while you have time to go for lunch
while yours boots
up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're
in the hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five
permanent staff your
department desperately needs, but they can afford four
full-time
management consultants advising your boss's boss on
strategy.
21. Your relatives and family describe your job as
"works with
computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling.
23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to your
"friends".
24. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may
have seen this list
already, but you don't have time to check so you
forward it anyway.
25. You got this email from a friend who never talks
to you anymore,
except to send you jokes from the net!
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of three.
4. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next
to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you
still answer the phone
in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally insert a "9"
to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three
different companies.
9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with
Velcro.
10. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
news.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you
lost all of your
best jokes.
13. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do
your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more
likely to get
long-service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the
Third World countries
annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant
knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the
starting salary.
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple
diet.
18. Your supervisor gets a brand-new state-of-the-art
laptop with all the
latest features, while you have time to go for lunch
while yours boots
up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're
in the hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five
permanent staff your
department desperately needs, but they can afford four
full-time
management consultants advising your boss's boss on
strategy.
21. Your relatives and family describe your job as
"works with
computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling.
23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to your
"friends".
24. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may
have seen this list
already, but you don't have time to check so you
forward it anyway.
25. You got this email from a friend who never talks
to you anymore,
except to send you jokes from the net!
