Dumb question

[BEEF706]

(Warning those offended by grown men in plaid should stop reading this thread now) Does anyone know if there is a public glof course in Stillwater? I have recently succumbed to middle age and taken up golf, and by mid week I might be sore enough to take a day off from the track :)

 

[Okiewan]

http://www.golfable.com/golfcourses/courses/Stillwater_OK_Lakeside_Memorial_Golf_Course

 

[Okiewan]

http://stillwater-ok.golf.premierguide.com/Golf+Courses.q.html

 

[a454elk]

www.golfisforpansies.com!!!! lol

 

[High Lord Gomer]

Wow, Elk! When did you go pro?!?

 

[a454elk]

Zip it freak!

 

[BEEF706]

:) Thanks boss, and Elk I got some special guests coming from NM just for you (what has 8 legs and is hairy :p )

 

[High Lord Gomer]

The Johnson sisters?!?

 

[BSWIFT]

DWreck works at a G-course.

 

[a454elk]

So he works at the G-spot??

 

[BSWIFT]

So he works at the G-spot??

No comment my dislyxic friend.

 

[Jaybird]

Beef,
I might consider arriving in Stillwater early and join you in a round. What does Wed. morning sound like to you?

Elk, you can caddie for me, if you do not have a previous engagement.
:nener:

 

[MX-727]

Bad idea Jay, I hear that Elk can't be trusted around the ball washer.

 

[VintageDirt]

Bad idea Jay, I hear that Elk can't be trusted around the ball washer.

OH MAN!!! Those things really hurt! :yikes:

 

[Mully]

The Johnson sisters?!?

:rotfl: That was a good one.

Mully

 

[a454elk]

Barrel of monkeys, I tell ya....

 

[BEEF706]

Jay Wed would be cool, if you don.t mind playing with a total hacker!

 

[Jaybird]

Sounds good to me. LOL...I stink too! Well, not really THAT bad...I did shoot a 78 the other day.
The back nine gave me a bit more trouble though.:yikes:

Maybe Derek can hook some brotha's up??? :)
Is the country club public? Or should we be looking at Lakeside?
Do any of these Stillwater courses allow us to bring our own thumper...err...I mean, cart??? :debil:

 

[Okiewan]

I did shoot a 78 the other day.
The back nine gave me a bit more trouble though.

LOL!


If I still had clubs, I'd be there! It's been at least 6 years since I've played. Would be fun. Thump says "Okay" to being in charge of DW this year :laugh: , I should have some free time for a change!

I'd get Elk to carry my bag and wash my balls... since I have no grass to cut.

 

[biglou]

"...wash my balls" :rotfl:

You guys look me up. If I can rent some clubs, I might play too. And yes, I suck bad.

 

[Jaybird]

Guys, I can bring another set of clubs...

Bob, if it's been six years since you hit a ball, you may well be able to play a nice round!
The more often I play, the worse I suck! LOL...

OK things to remember to take to Cooperland:
1) golf clubs
2) extra set of golf clubs
3) disapearing ink pens
4) golf bag full of big sticks (in case Gomer wants to play)

 

[VintageDirt]

George told me "if you take most of those clubs out, you can get a lot more beer in those bags."

 

[a454elk]

I carry no bags nor clean any type of ball for you stinky Americans. I CAN cut a mean lawn, with my eyes closed and one burrito tied behind my back. I think the term public service has been beat to death. :moon:

 

[Okiewan]

Bob, if it's been six years since you hit a ball, you may well be able to play a nice round!
The more often I play, the worse I suck! LOL...

That is SO true! Best rounds I ever had were always at the begining o the season. Gotta turn that brain off!

 

[BEEF706]

I have extra clubs as well but they are LH :think: so I don't know if anyone will be too excited about it , they first annual DW golf extravaganza is on :yikes: